What Quotes Have Gotten You Places or Dumped?
I remember watching one of the last episodes of MASH (great show by the way) when Hawkeye went off about something and I believe I twisted his quote a little bit. Anywho, I was so frustrated with a girl that I had liked who was being taken advantage of and something like this came out:
"I can take the blame, I can take the cake, I can take 5, I can take the subway, I can take two and call you in the morning, but I cannot, and I repeat cannot take seeing you being taken advantage of."
Needless to say she broke up with him. I hate stealing people's quotes, but it was on my mind at the time. What crazy things have you said to the people you love?
"So tonight, when you're wondering what to say, or how you look, or whether or not she likes you, just remember, she is already out with you. That means she said yes when she could have said no. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So that means it is no longer your job to try to make her like you. It is your job not to mess it up."
-Hitch