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    I didn't think it was horrible...I thought it was hilarious.

    It reminded me of my mom....I remember when I was 16 my mom told me that she wanted me to have safe sex and she would buy me condoms if I wanted her to but she didn't know what size I was. She was like I know how big your father is....I was like mom shut the **** up...never speak of this again.

    My mom has always been honest and open...sometimes to honest and open....she is like the dad from American Pie...its perfectly natural.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Yeah, I'm pretty horrible. I admit it. If I didn't have a good relationship with him, I don't know that I could have done it.
    Wow ! I'm just trying to think if it was the other way around - if a father points out to his son's girlfriend that her nipples were erect ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by asdfg789 View Post
    Wow ! I'm just trying to think if it was the other way around - if a father points out to his son's girlfriend that her nipples were erect ...
    Well, since erect nipple can be caused my more than simple arousal, whereas a boner is clear indication of arousal, I would say it was inappropriate.

    Besides, had the boy's nipples been erect, I wouldn't have said anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    Tied down to my body. Oooh yeah
    so he can't run away because he tries to run every time he sees you?? poor poor juju haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Yeah, I think I am going to be having "the talk" again soon. (For the 1000th time.) Her boyfriend was over, and I noticed he had a boner when she was sitting close to him (which I obviously pointed out). hahahhaha
    I bet he only wears jogging pants at your house from now on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    Few days ago my bf was talking to his best friend, they didn't talk since over a year... His friend used to cheat on his gf as hell. I mean he even cheated on her with her best friend and this poor girl is still with him without know most of the truth Well whatever. So my bf asked him if he changed his cheating lifestyle and he said 'some kind of yes'. Well gf found out about him cheating after she got STD from him. Well, he said about one thing and he was cheating on her constantly with a lot of girls She of course stayed with him. As this guy didn't want to look for some random girls for **** in clubs etc, he has found a Swinger's club and is now going there to have sex with other woman.Of course his gf doesn't know nothing about it
    I want to say, for me it's sick. I feel bad for this girl but , she could have left him when he gave her this STD. She didn't so... But I mean, what do you guys about this club? For me it's some crazy shit, I would never done that but I know that some people pretty enjoy it. Have you ever been there? What's your opinion about having sex in such place?
    Having been to a couple of these clubs I can tell you this.
    Sex is the same as it is elsewhere, use a bloody condom for God's sake.
    The places are mostly very clean.
    People are polite and they ask and except the answer NO when given
    There is a wide variety of ages, but the average is probably around 30 or so.

    Increasing the number of partners you havfe increases the risk of STD! It's basic arithmetic.

    Sex is never dirty, only people are. The beauty of htese clubs is the safe (ish) realisation of your own fantasies.
    BTW if you die without fulfilling your fantasies, then thta really IS sad!
    Group sex is not for everybody and like all other forms of sex, sometimes it's great and sometimes it's crap.

    The club didn't give his girlfriend an STD, her lying boyfriend did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndiReloaded View Post
    I bet he only wears jogging pants at your house from now on.
    Jogging pants? I can tell you don't have a penis, lol! Thats the absolute last thing he'd wear because all that "freedom" down there causes chaffing, which causes erection. Not to mention it would look like throwing a sheet over a broom stick. Jeans hide an erection much better. You just have to position "it" so that the ole 'stiff one eye' is looking up and the jeans will conceal quite nicely.
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    Speaking of swingers. There's this Hmong owned bar my bf and another couple we know usually go to once a month or so. They have amazing pho and other food and cheap drinks. We are the only white people there ever.

    I guess last weekend the owner was WASTED when our friends were there and admitted to us that he and many of the other Hmong patrons believe we are swingers. We were astounded to hear this and thought it was hilarious, its sooo not the case. So our friends pressed them for the reason why they feel we are swingers. I guess its because we are all friendly with eachother, as in I converse not only with my bf but with his friend as well, who is the guy and vice versa with my bf. Weird. In no way are we overly affectionate with eachother, its just we inter mingle or whatever you'd call it.

    Must be an Asian thing because all my other friends are like this and we've never been accused of being swingers.
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    That's too funny.....your story and the fact that I've had the impression that you were black up until now, LMAO!
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    LOL. Why did you think I was black? I have a black girls booty but am a white girl from rural Minnesota.
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    It was some of the things that you said and how you said them. Since you had no picture posted I could only assume, although wrongly. White girls with "black girl" booties are sexy by the way
    ...one can be sure of nothing until it has already happened...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    LOL. Why did you think I was black? I have a black girls booty but am a white girl from rural Minnesota.
    Oh Yah?

    Quote Originally Posted by Incognito View Post
    It was some of the things that you said and how you said them. Since you had no picture posted I could only assume, although wrongly. White girls with "black girl" booties are sexy by the way
    I concur.
    Completely baffled by a backward indication
    That an inspired word will come across your tongue
    Hands moving upward to propel the situation
    Have simply halted
    And now the conversation's done


    I am the EgGmAn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petit Papillon View Post
    But the thing is. I really don't understand him. His gf is a hot girl,brunette,polish( but born in France) ,smart and all.
    I dispute the notion that she's smart
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