Originally Posted by
fullorange
... My girlfriend and I had sex in the woods...
Thanks, Fullorange, I needed that. I was a little sad because I really don't have any bad-sex stories, and I wanted something to contribute here just because it's my good buddy George's thread. I try to encourage him, you see.
But your "sex in the woods" comment reminded me of one time when I took a girl on a couples picnic in a "hiking trails" park near our college. She and I walked one of the trails to a pretty little glade in the woods, and spent an enjoyable hour or so flattening the grass. Best fun and good sex-- but we should have brought a blanket. By the next day both of us were covered head-to-toe with "Chigger" bites, which were miserable enough to cause us both to miss a couple of days of classes.
More of a bad luck story than a bad sex story, but it's the closest thing I have on-topic.
When in trouble,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.