Well if you want it to be fair I suppose I can do the same thing...I'll be honest, my ass isn't tan at all, and its kinda hairy....not really the prettiest but I suppose its fair.
I'll go lay down by my pond and wear a thong around and have somebody take some pix...I know all you ladies can't wait!!
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That an inspired word will come across your tongue
Hands moving upward to propel the situation
Have simply halted
And now the conversation's done
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