Whats wrong with the world???

[DoesntMatter]

wow someones actually has the same beliefs as me!! *thumbs up*

Keep up the good fight my man

[Gigabitch]

wow someones actually has the same beliefs as me!!

Nice. Maybe thems will be your friend.

[Chupacabras]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to head out and try to put my penis in someone. Deep down I'll feel totally bad about myself for doing it, too.

[Junket]

you have a problem.



NO. Actually i think i'm one of the only sensible people left in the world.


I was told that i MISSPELLED some words! I know that i didnt bother about commas and such but so what?? I'm pretty sure most people post not bothering about a few grammatical errors.
So yeah that was lame...

I find your defiance arousing.

It makes me want to pour lubricant on your asshole and thrust my penis in and out of you repeatedly until I ejaculate lots of sperm to an unfortunate demise inside your colon with never having had the chance to fertilize one of your lousy eggs.

[Aeradalia]

If I have sex with a woman and then we both decide to adopt later... would that count as a loophole?



To the OP, let me take you to the darkside with a nice massage, lilting music, and soothing pillow talk. I'll save you from the big, bad, scary penis... I promise. \


....

BTW... Initials... was Lassie as big of a skank as they say she was?

[DoesntMatter]

Even in marriage, sex is sinful. Sex is always sinful. It is only slightly less sinful when done in a heterosexual marriage in the missionary position unprotected with the intention of conceiving and you are not enjoying it. But it is still morally wrong

[Initials]

Aeradalia, I had no idea, so I looked it up.

Apparently, Lassie was fictitional. I didn't know that. So, then, I decided to look at the actor dogs that played Lassie.

Apparently, Lassie is generally played by male collies, rather than female collies.

There goes everything I thought I knew about Lassie.

[IndiReloaded]

Even in marriage, sex is sinful. Sex is always sinful. It is only slightly less sinful when done in a heterosexual marriage in the missionary position unprotected with the intention of conceiving and you are not enjoying it. But it is still morally wrong

Wow. Are you going to offer to spank them too?

[bloodtippedrose]

Another great thing about being atheist! Sin! I believe in right and wrong, just and unjust, moral and immoral, but not sin. I don't think I should be punished or punish myself for "unholy" thoughts and feelings. I know I'm a kind and good person.

oh and aloneintheworld:
realize is spelled with a "z." not "realise" how you spelled it. Makes it sound like a misspelled version of "release" which also puts my mind in dirty places

[Aeradalia]

Aeradalia, I had no idea, so I looked it up.

Apparently, Lassie was fictitional. I didn't know that. So, then, I decided to look at the actor dogs that played Lassie.

Apparently, Lassie is generally played by male collies, rather than female collies.

There goes everything I thought I knew about Lassie.

You learn something new everyday.

[zy02856]

contraception did exists centuries ago

[bluesummer]

NO. Actually i think i'm one of the only sensible people left in the world.

I'm starting to see this as a common trait among crazy people.

[lilly1185]

If only they taught philosophy in school:
God created sex. Priests created marriage. -Voltaire

[doppelgaenger]

Ahh... I can't wait to stick my you know what you know where

[flea]

Sex is supposed to feel good so that we do continue the species. if sex felt like going to the dentist, humans probably wouldn't have made it this far.

if there is a god (don't get me started) he designed it that way, the same way he designed fruit to taste good so that birds will eat it, fly away, and shit the seeds out (with built-in fertiliser attached) to get more fruit trees growing elsewhere and therefore multiply.

your reasoning is based on fear-mongering propaganda created by whatever phoney-balony religion you (or your family) have chosen to worship. either that, or your dad doesn't want you screwing and has filled your head full of this garbage.


**** till you can't **** no more.....it's great!