True Confessions

[King Zarathu]

I think if you wanted to, it wouldn't be hard to figure out who I am if you knew me.

Yeah, that's true. I go by "ZARATHU" all over the place. If somebody just googled my name, I'd be pretty much ****ed.

[King Zarathu]

Yes, all those high-profile classmates of yours. :p

The computer-savvy ones. Remember, I live in Texas.

[Tiay]

heh, the first google result for zarathu is "Zarathu Total Immersion Astrology-
Everything You Wanted To Know About Traditional Astrology, and More"

[King Zarathu]

heh, the first google result for zarathu is "Zarathu Total Immersion Astrology-
Everything You Wanted To Know About Traditional Astrology, and More"

Yeah I know, and it pisses me off. I'm trying to get my blog up there, first.

[vashti]

heh, the first google result for zarathu is "Zarathu Total Immersion Astrology-
Everything You Wanted To Know About Traditional Astrology, and More"

Funny!! !!

[Mathias]

Mathias' Great Adventure: Part 6!

So Mathias realizes that there's a problem, and he has to go back to Texas. So, what does he do with his guilt? Yep, let's put that on the back shelf for a while.

So, things are going swimmingly for a while...almost to the point where I set into a routine. Call the girlfriend about 8-9 PM, then go over to the blonde's dorm, stay the night, repeat ad nauseum.

About a week later, I get a phone call at about 5:00. I don't recognize the number.

"She's in the shower crying, Matt."

"What?" I say.

"She's having a nervous breakdown, and she doesn't want me to call you, but I think you're the only one that can help! She's naked, sitting in the shower, bawling her eyes out. We didn't know who else to call!"

Oh, Jesus. The blonde's best friend is calling me, and now, I know I'm dealing with a nutcase. My flight leaves in 24 hours, at least.

Unfortunately, the caring side comes out. I go over there, calm her down, and stay the night one more time. The next day...I pack my bags, and get on my flight down to Texas.


To be continued...

[vashti]

Matthias, your story gives me hope that I might make it to Heaven after all, because by comparison ....

[Mathias]

Matthias, your story gives me hope that I might make it to Heaven after all, because by comparison ....

LMAO.

Yeah, it's not looking good for me.

[King Zarathu]

Mathias rules.

[Junket]

Yeah, just a little crazy.

[lovesjoyajm]

honestly, the bit-by-bit thing is getting obnoxious. just post the rest already...

[King Zarathu]

honestly, the bit-by-bit thing is getting obnoxious. just post the rest already...

Go back to your foosball, woman.

[Henry123]

My level of respect for you has just incremented by two.

That shows how low it was prior to.


Did you serious **** your English AND math teacher?! That's amazing!

And as for your therapist...you're a sick man. Pictures of any of them?

Very funny guy!
Noh I didnt sleep with my English teacher (sadly).
I stayed over at my math teacher's house though. (she was only 6 years older than me at the time)
Maybe I could steal a picture of my therapist with my cell phone camera and post it up. But if she evers find out she kill me though!

[Mathias]

honestly, the bit-by-bit thing is getting obnoxious. just post the rest already...

Yet, you're still in here reading.

[King Zarathu]

Very funny guy!
Noh I didnt sleep with my English teacher (sadly).
I stayed over at my math teacher's house though. (she was only 6 years older than me at the time)
Maybe I could steal a picture of my therapist with my cell phone camera and post it up. But if she evers find out she kill me though!

I'll hold you up to it. Pretend like you're text messaging, remember to keep it on silent.

By the way, you said you got in trouble or something...did she catch you? What happened? How hot is she?