Is my girlfiend a whore?

[anachronistic]

As many as it takes to stem the flow of her carnal liquids. I hear left unchecked they will spurt over like a burst water main soaking everthing in its path: clothes, homework, upholstery and, like the spray of the skunk, leave her poor victim with an overpowering odour that will repel any who come near him.

Been there done that. I stuffed that bitch like a thanksgiving turkey, cept I used a double-barrel 12 gauge

[Charlie Boy]

Yar that's about as believable as your "funny story" in the interview thread.

[The Great OV!!!]

How many condoms would you like shoved in there?

You would most likely need at least 12 for her to even realize that you are in her.

[Gigabitch]

You would most likely need at least 12 for her to even realize that you are in her.

I spit coffee out for that one. I had to clean my keyboard.