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    **** You Page 4. Discuss **** You, on Love Forum, the best Forum in the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    Thank God you're not majoring in English, otherwise we'd have a problem. Maybe I should give you "How To Get An Education So You Can Avoid Sounding Like A Complete Moron When Making Petty Insults To Somebody Who Would Have More Intellect Than You After Cutting His IQ By 80% For Dummies." The only you thing you accomplished in your post was making me shit like a pigeon from laughing so hard at your total lack of coherence. Normally, I'd tell you to quit the steroids, as you seem to have grown tits like CherriBlossom and you're using them as your brain--but I realized that you're too busy doing what you accused me of: learning a programming language. The difference is, I'm learning something a little more high level, and you're twiddling your thumbs with Visual Basic, something I learned before my balls dropped.

    I considered telling you to do something "ZaRish" and get laid, but I quickly remembered that the wrinkles on your cock probably makes it droop to the ground--something not even a hooker with a serious need of cash would put her lips around.

    It looks like you're down to the last alternative: make use Nature's built-in debugging system. Kill yourself.
    And while you learn your Visual Basic, it is sad that your learning something that is visually basic it is truely is, I been seting up and running Debian on a Thinkpad A30 for the past 5 days, and learning Linux in general while you been wasting time with pretty much worthless Microsoft junk, And I already know Microsoft Office any way. I have to take the class for the degree, what I thought, but then again you don't think out of the box forgot about that one.

    But hey I can understand why your jealous of me anyway. I got a lot more freedom than you, I own my own car, I got some good connections, including political ones, and I am taller than you which makes me more desireable by girls of all ages. Heck I don't see you posting the problems you have with older girls who have experince in the bed, something that we all know you lack. So I tell you what I think I will go off and get my self a MILF, something you will never be able to get, becuase your social skills are as good as a 3rd graders.

    And when the hell did you tell me to do something Zarish anyway? Oh ya you never did, becuase you don't know crap about girls. And you also forgot about the survial of the fetus, something you seemed to never learned about. Becuase if you did then you would know the strong surives, and the weak (ie you) dies. Its quiet simple actually, heck its not even Visual Basic, but Basic, something you seemd to never grasp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa
    And while you learn your Visual Basic, it is sad that your learning something that is visually basic it is truely is, I been seting up and running Debian on a Thinkpad A30 for the past 5 days, and learning Linux in general while you been wasting time with pretty much worthless Microsoft junk, And I already know Microsoft Office any way. I have to take the class for the degree, what I thought, but then again you don't think out of the box forgot about that one.
    You're a moron for the following reason: [url]http://www.loveforum.net/showthread.php?t=14514[/url]. I am a UNIX system administrator on multiple servers. You're the one going to college for VB, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa
    But hey I can understand why your jealous of me anyway. I got a lot more freedom than you, I own my own car, I got some good connections, including political ones, and I am taller than you which makes me more desireable by girls of all ages. Heck I don't see you posting the problems you have with older girls who have experince in the bed, something that we all know you lack. So I tell you what I think I will go off and get my self a MILF, something you will never be able to get, becuase your social skills are as good as a 3rd graders.


    Quote Originally Posted by jurupa
    And when the hell did you tell me to do something Zarish anyway? Oh ya you never did, becuase you don't know crap about girls. And you also forgot about the survial of the fetus, something you seemed to never learned about. Becuase if you did then you would know the strong surives, and the weak (ie you) dies. Its quiet simple actually, heck its not even Visual Basic, but Basic, something you seemd to never grasp.
    That was the most terrible metaphor I've ever seen in my entire. The thought of comparing the reproduction of human beings to a programming language not only makes no sense, but makes you look like an idiot. Go back to school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathu View Post
    You're a moron for the following reason: [url]http://www.loveforum.net/showthread.php?t=14514[/url]. I am a UNIX system administrator on multiple servers. You're the one going to college for VB, not me.
    Uh Einstein, just maybe I took the VB class as it was a requirement for my degree did ya think of that? I think not. And did ya think that most of the other classes that I have to take I either know a thing or two about or already know the subject? Man it must suck being a geek.

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    Don't need one, I got at least 3 and one is an unbrigde edition as well. But if I have to do an essay I let you do the spell check.


    That was the most terrible metaphor I've ever seen in my entire. The thought of comparing the reproduction of human beings to a programming language not only makes no sense, but makes you look like an idiot. Go back to school.
    Uh how the heck can I go back to school when I am already in school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Oi! CBT! Can you tell some of your cunados to let me outta here? I've had enough burritos to last me a while, and apparently, my chest has gone flat. It's also time for me to give Zarathu his daily Hot Gin Enema. He likes that. it makes him peaceful.
    Sure thing! I've started an all girls mexican gang. Me and the amigas will come save you from a lifetime of burrito consumption. We'll give Zarathu his enema, and then it's off to Acapulco to have martinis on the beach.
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    Keep all discussion in a more healthy way. There is no meaning just to start a thread with the four letter word. Thread closed.
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