Hah! No, Fras, I lost my virginity to a ****ing idiot.
Y'know, I don't like the term virgin/virginity, simply because it kind of implies it's somethin' really special, when in my mind, it's really not. For now on I shall refer to my sexual status as "one who has yet to put it to her".
"Oh, so you still a virgin?"
"No, I am "one who has yet to put it to her.""
"Oh that's cool man, really, so many people rush out to lose their virginity when it's somethin' you should treasure."
"..."
"...?"
"Faggot."
HAH!
That's pretty cool.
Zarathu does look like a virgin.
Zarathu looks like an angel. He isn't.
Zarathu is the devil wearing a halo.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
He is Little Nicky.
I am not! I rule.
CMG - I'm sure somebody like you would know what a virgin looks like.
i hear some russian guys have very large penis's as well.