embarrassing sex stories!

[jb1111983]

lol at that. must have taken you ages lol.
It happened over ten years ago and it wasn't that common yet in our town in New Zealand. Or maybe I was just a dumb teenager. Friends had some videos though, saw it but didn't learn much from it.
She was just excited I guess. I was upset and didn't talk to her for like 2 weeks. She apologised and we got together again.

Some of her friends to this day give me that knowing look when we meet, not that it bothers me now.

[Boisdevie]

Two stories.
1. ****ing my GF in the bath. The position was a bit uncumfortable for me (wrong angle) and suddenly there was blood everywhere. I had torn my foreskin. Try explaining that to a doctor in a foreign language!
2. ****ing my GF outdoors just by a footpath. We're at it doggy style when some guy walks past! Boy did we run!

[Petit Papillon]

You must love her very much if you **** her .
I love my bf but we have sex .

[DoesntMatter]

I love my bf but we have sex .

You whore.

[Petit Papillon]

You whore.

Is your name

[DoesntMatter]

Is your name

What? .... lol

[Looq]

No massively embarrassing stories for me, but I think my and my gf have been walked in on, on about 5 separate occasions. We only shut our bedroom door for one reason, why don't people get that?!

[chump4u]

does anyone have any funny embarrassing sex stories they wanna share?

Is it just me, or is there a psychological disconnect between the ideas of "embarrassing" and "sharing?"

Eh, I guess it's just me.

[bloodtippedrose]

You must love her very much if you **** her .
I love my bf but we have sex .

Just cuz you have a bf doesnt mean you cant be f**cked once in a while. Sometimes its nice to be 'put in your place'......

You whore.

I want to "thank" you everytime you post because everything you say makes me laugh

Is it just me, or is there a psychological disconnect between the ideas of "embarrassing" and "sharing?"

Eh, I guess it's just me.

Not often do we get a chance to brag. laissez faire

[Petit Papillon]

Just cuz you have a bf doesnt mean you cant be f**cked once in a while. Sometimes its nice to be 'put in your place'......

I wouldn't like to be ****ED all the time like his gf is. He ****s his gf, doesn't sound very loving . Besides I think such things can be saved for a partner . I wouldn't go around and say "Oh my bf just ****ed me bad" or " I go ****ing,bye bye " ... Seriously .

[neelym2011]

1.Me and my boyfriend had been drinking and we were having sex one night. He was on top and we went to change positions so I was on top. I went to get on top and I hit my head on the ceiling fan lol. I busted out laughing and he did too then he held me and kept asking if I was okay.
2.This other time we were having sex and his mom came to the door and yelled my name and asked me what we were doing. His face got bright red, he was really embarrassed.
3.Another time we were having sex and he came a huge load and started shaking all over and he lost his balance and fell on me and made me bite my lip and it started bleeding pretty bad. He felt really bad and kept apologizing.

We get really into it and end up hurting each other on accident sometimes lol but thats just us (: