Men and masterbation!!!!

[SirConfused]

I used to be twice a day but recently i have cut it down looooads and its once a week if that.

I found it really addictive and hard to give up though. You could try and give up but then you would get horny or have an erection loads and the only eay to stop it was to masturbate.

But i had the will power to cut it down a lot (somehow)

Next thing is dieting...stay with me will power!

[SirConfused]

I'm having a crush with a girl which I feel she's like a angel to me, and makes me stop jerking off for 4 days. She is the type of girl that would make you feel guity if you think dirty about her. I feel absolutely wonderful when I see her big smile and hear her voice. She's ultra nice, and best of all, she looks very CUTE! I don't even have time to think about sex when her holy power is covering me.

Erm...hi...are you me?!?! Seems very similar to me at the moment.

I like this girl but i never think of her in that way either. I would feel bad if i did.

[Lloyd95]

"Procrastination is like masturbation; sounds like a good idea at the time, but in the end you just end up f*cking yourself."

[RSK]

*RSK Walks In*

He Looks around, doesn't find anything interesting or knew to discuss. He adjusts his nut sack back to the right, and pulls a wedgie out of his ass.

*RSK Walks Out*