True Confessions

[King Zarathu]

I would at least consider whackin' it to one of your photos.

She's not that hot.

[vashti]

Just to clarify, you're still hot for howeveroldyouare.

There's no denying that.

I would at least consider whackin' it to one of your photos.

Thanks (I think).

F*ck you, skaterboy.

[King Zarathu]

F*ck you, skaterboy.

I wouldn't jack off to your pictures, but sure, I'll **** you I guess.

[vashti]

Maybe when you are grown up in 20 years.

[Junket]

I wouldn't jack off to your pictures, but sure, I'll **** you I guess.

I was trying to be complimentary, now shut up, I don't even use porn for my masturbatory purposes anymore.

[Gigabitch]

I was trying to be complimentary, now shut up, I don't even use porn for my masturbatory purposes anymore.

Then why the hell do you have so much of it?

[Junket]

Then why the hell do you have so much of it?

?

But I don't...

I deleted all of my porn last December.

The only porn I have left is the first and only Playboy mag I bought when I turned 18.

[Gigabitch]

?

But I don't...

I deleted all of my porn last December.

The only porn I have left is the first and only Playboy mag I bought when I turned 18.

You must be the only guy your age with only one porn mag.

[Junket]

You must be the only guy your age with only one porn mag.

Probably.

Porn is just so unfulfilling to me anymore.

[Gigabitch]

Probably.

Porn is just so unfulfilling to me anymore.

Never did much for me in the first place.

[King Zarathu]

Jesus! Even I have three that I haven't seen in four years, but that's still more than one!

Now, videos on the other hand....

[Gigabitch]

::Yawn::

I'd rather do it in person.

[King Zarathu]

::Yawn::

I'd rather do it in person.

I'm a Leo, AND I'm the ruler of the Universe.


Masturbation in front of a mirror > Sex

[Junket]

I'm a Leo, AND I'm the ruler of the Universe.


Masturbation in front of a mirror > Sex

Whatever helps ya get by man.

[Henry123]

My confessions
1) I went out with my high school math teacher.
2) my English teacher as well (she made a scene in class. it was wrong)
3) the librarian (she came onto okay )
4) seduced my therapist (more recently. Now I regret it. it is wrong; she has me by the balls and could really burn me if she wanted to. I also think she is married too???)

I was tempted to accept money from a older women (50's I think?) to be her lover. But it was a turn off. She said she was a former teacher (of all coincidences), retired and had alot of assests. But the money was really tempting though.