I watch talk sex with sue (a 100 year old lady) she knows everything about the vagina
I watch talk sex with sue (a 100 year old lady) she knows everything about the vagina
im the shit like mr.hanky
THROWING ROOTBEARS IN YO FRIDGE BEHATCH
eewwww !!! thats just nasty ! I bet she doesn't know EVERYTHING ! And plus she's prolly really old fashioned ! lmao
lmao guys... this thread is funny. BTW, billy, I'm back with my girl so yay i can have some more fun with her Anyways, yeah, I've went down twice on her so far and I can't smell for shit because of my nose(allergies and stuff) but I can taste fine, and she tasted good. I couldn't put my finger on what it tasted like though, but it wasn't tuna She was shaved too. Lol last night i was licking her lips and she said, "don't be doin that unless your gonna put that tongue to good use!" Hehe... anyways, yeah. So my first experience on going down on a girl has been good.
Well some cats ARE smelly.Originally Posted by squirrley
Last edited by sfalexi; 18-06-04 at 01:29 AM.
That show FREAKS me out. I mean, yeah she's filled with TONS of information, and is an expert. But when she starts talking about how good things feel and shit like that, it makes me want to puke.Originally Posted by Clifton
What? You don't like hearing some 100 year old lady talking about sexual pleasure? ewww.
So very very funny!Originally Posted by squirrley
I hate those comemrcials however worse I hate the laxative commercials or something like that where the woman is talking about her family's bowel movements in public. I would be MORTIFIED.
Jules
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. - Jack Handy
LOL i hate them Tampax ones where all the girls are in the ocean. Tampax was there im like HELLO am i the only one that get cramps and doesnt feel like doing and thing.. PLUS your in the ocean, on your period. They wanna die i guess. Shark bateOriginally Posted by jslaughter
Originally Posted by MisINdpndT
OMG - - that is funny!
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. - Jack Handy
Wow. That'd make a GREAT quick skit of an SNL tampon commercial spoof. A split screen with two girls running towards the ocean. On the top of one screen says, "Tampax". The top of the other screen says, "Other".Originally Posted by MisINdpndT
On the "other" screen you see fake blood squirting and dripping from her crotch as she runs down the beach towards the ocean. On both screens, there's a shark fin in the distance. As they both swim, you see both sharks head for the one on the "other" screen (the one from Tampax just crosses that white line.)
Then you see the girl screaming and yelling and shit while the Tampax girl is splashing and throwing around a beach ball.
Then it cuts to a picture of Tampax box with a deep male voiceover saying, "I don't know about you, but I wouldn't trust any OTHER brand."
Rod Steele
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B R I L L I A N T ! ! ! !
WOW - this thread just gets funnier and funnier!
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. - Jack Handy
See ! I love pussy ! Everything always starts with the pussy !
Originally Posted by jslaughter
No guy wants to imagine a woman pooping. Talk about the most unsexy thing. Women don't poop. I refuse to believe it.
Because a hard man is good to find.
you know ... now that iron has mentioned it - i dont think I have EVER seen or heard of ANY woman EVER pooping.... this IS odd.