bleeding

[King Zarathu]

If your definition of a man is someone who laps up blood and goo, I'm perfectly happy being a boy.

HAH! Nicely said, Mathias!

[derm]

Boys are babies. That's why I prefer men.

Now I'm starting to realise why some men prefer men too

[vashti]

Hah! Yeah, I have to admit you boys are on your game today.

[CherriBlossomGirl]

I don't really understand what's so gross about blood and uterus bits.. it's perfectly natural. Maybe a bit messy and not the best time to do it, but still.. it's not like it's constantly flowing out either - it's roughly 2 to 4 tablespoons over the course of 4 to 8 days. So if you go down on a girl for a few minutes in that time, it's pretty insignificant. Pull yourselves together, guys! Don't you know orgasms are a great reliever of cramps?

Ummmm, not me. And I know that orgasms relieve cramps! That's why I always have sex when i'm on my period! much better than oral! annnnd, if you have sex in the shower, then there's no clean up!

[Tiay]

yeah that's what I read the average was though. It seems more, I know. dunno, probably just be a perception thing. You might be able to calculate it by looking at how many grams of absorbency it says on the packet and how many you go through, though it's probably not accurate.

[Gigabitch]

I don't think I remember doing that in Chemistry class.

IMO, sex during my period is pretty unappetizing. Messy as hell and... less than fresh.

[vashti]

I like oral sex on the 1st and last day, with the tampon, of course.

[KillaJakez]

If your definition of a man is someone who laps up blood and goo, I'm perfectly happy being a boy.

LOL! I was having sex with my girl when her hymen went last Friday. It was maybe half a teaspoon of watery blood...(wasnt pure blood)...i thought it was the chocolate / orange flavored condom that I had on. But apparently not.

[derm]

What the hell is it that draws me in here. I've just had breakfast and I feel sick.

Ye women are disgusting

[misombra]

this thread is funny.

[Tiay]

If your definition of a man is someone who laps up blood and goo, I'm perfectly happy being a boy.

Is that so?
the point, I believe, was that a man will do anything to satisfy his lady in bed whereas a boy will wimp out, and therefore not keep any good ladies for very long.

what are you now?

[vashti]

Is that so?
the point, I believe, was that a man will do anything to satisfy his lady in bed whereas a boy will wimp out, and therefore not keep any good ladies for very long.

what are you now?

No worries; we have our ways of making them comply. Someone's gotta make a man out of them.

[Kiechi]

Is that so?
the point, I believe, was that a man will do anything to satisfy his lady in bed whereas a boy will wimp out, and therefore not keep any good ladies for very long.

what are you now?

Oh great idea, when I do find a girl I'm interested in, instead of buying her flowers I should just eat her period to show I care. Thanks!

[Tiay]

if she wants, of course. And also, 'instead' is not the right word.

[derm]

Ooops!...wrong thread