Yes, terribly so.... we should hook up... totally. I warn you though I'm only 3'10" (I'm a little person) and I weigh 642 lbs, but I'd say I'm still pretty darn sexy. I have a lazy eye, absolutely horrible acne over my entire body, and "hairy" doesn't even begin to cover it. Despite all of that I am incredibly well hung and I sport a full inch and a half. Eat your heart out baby!
My number is (123)-555-1234
You should call me sometime so we can get this thing off the ground... <3