i bet you its some fat slob in the other end sending you the messages , either that or Junsui.Originally Posted by Tone
i bet you its some fat slob in the other end sending you the messages , either that or Junsui.Originally Posted by Tone
or they're like, hun.. i want to f you but i'm at work.. can we text later.. hahaOriginally Posted by Tone
"Ogres are like onions."
Well I mean... I don't do it... that's just what I heard...
from a friend.
...
you don't have to deny our txt affair tone i already told everybody.
Text sex? Over a cell phone, I presume. Though I've been to some pretty out there sexual venues, that's a reach which never occured to me. (Hell, I can barely see the numbers on my cell to place a call, much less the letters to text "**** me; **** me often; **** me hard" to anyone.)
Tone, you really MUST get out more often.
Speak less. Say more.
Cell phone might be better than on-line. At least they can vibrate. In either case, I still don't get it. I'd rather have a live body.
lol yes at least they vibrate! It would just take too long typing it out on a little phone.
*69 means something entirely different to 'sombra and I than to the rest of you common-folk.
its really funny cause its with my boyfriend
he lives so far away!!! :'(
I actually have a hard time pleasing myself. My bf makes me feel so good, that I forgot how I even used to orgasm without him. I remember that one time I just called him up and told him that I was horny. We started having phone sex. It was great, we were saying things to eachother that we would never really be able to say or even think of during sex face to face. It felt amazing, and the next time we had sex, it was incredible just thinking about it, it got us both turned on.
Cyber sex though would be very weird. Like late vamp said..
- Oh yeah, that's it, hit that enter key nice and slow..
- backspace, enter, backspace, enter..
- Stop typing one second, you're hurting me..
- OK, type type..
- Oh god, I think i'm going to..
- Type type type..
- I can't take the typeo's anymore!!
- Ahh, my hand got tired, i'm going to have to swich..
- Hold on, I need to clean up my keyboard..
That would make me sad to forget how to please myself.
Fun if you know what you are doing, you are good with words, the person you are doing it with is good with words, you aren't shy and most importantly, you are into that sort of thing. It's not for everyone.Originally Posted by lovestruck