Wrong, he's standing right being you! :O
Wrong, he's standing right being you! :O
Originally Posted by Spencer
Here's a good dumping line:
Hey, I noticed you drive by my house every day. I hope your car breaks down.
Haha good one!
Originally Posted by Spencer
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion...
Originally Posted by Gigabitch
Sucks for him, he'll regret this for a loooooooooong time. Unless he got REALLY lucky and found someone he actually will like (not likely though)
Heres my rascist line i invited with a friend "I dont date jews...."
Meet me am a teenaged 13 year old who drinks and used to deal pot.
I commonly get "Its not working out" or "Your dad scares me"
..The most pathetic was this lie "i'm sorry but I need to concentrate all my energy on training to be a football legend" The next day he's with another girl, ouch.
I love this one...
"You can fake it, but I can fake an entire relationship"
Lines come in at 0:30.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdlLgI7aFAI&feature=related"]YouTube - He Just Not That Into You On Street Interview (If He Is Not Marrying You)[/ame]
"Your sister is a better kisser"
Spammer Spanker
Its not you, Its meeeee...
jog on mutha....er
I love you so much that I would like to fast forward our relationship to a wonderful moment in our lives when you die of old age and I need to find someone new
Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
Towards the sun, carry your name
In warm hands you are given
Ask the wind for the way
Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
Accept all as it is and do not blame
God or the Devil
~Born to Live - Mavrik~
I always liked the subtle "You suck, go away"
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."