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    Wrong, he's standing right being you! :O


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    Here's a good dumping line:

    Hey, I noticed you drive by my house every day. I hope your car breaks down.

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    Haha good one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    Here's a good dumping line:

    Hey, I noticed you drive by my house every day. I hope your car breaks down.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch
    I had a boyfriend flip out because I wouldn't marry him after 5 months together (I was 19). We had a big fight and didn't speak for a week. Instead of breaking up with me, the freako went out, found someone else and married her.

    Sure showed me.

    Sucks for him, he'll regret this for a loooooooooong time. Unless he got REALLY lucky and found someone he actually will like (not likely though)

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    Heres my rascist line i invited with a friend "I dont date jews...."
    Meet me am a teenaged 13 year old who drinks and used to deal pot.

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    I commonly get "Its not working out" or "Your dad scares me"

    ..The most pathetic was this lie "i'm sorry but I need to concentrate all my energy on training to be a football legend" The next day he's with another girl, ouch.

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    I love this one...

    "You can fake it, but I can fake an entire relationship"

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    Lines come in at 0:30.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdlLgI7aFAI&feature=related"]YouTube - He Just Not That Into You On Street Interview (If He Is Not Marrying You)[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatattractsyou View Post
    I love this one...

    "You can fake it, but I can fake an entire relationship"
    LMAO, best dumping line ever!
    Don't expect anything.

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    "Your sister is a better kisser"
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    Its not you, Its meeeee...

    jog on mutha....er

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    I love you so much that I would like to fast forward our relationship to a wonderful moment in our lives when you die of old age and I need to find someone new
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
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    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
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    God or the Devil
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    I always liked the subtle "You suck, go away"
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