As I sit down to tap a new bottle of rum

[anachronistic]

Dude, I got some shit. 8-9 bottles of hard liquor (whiskey, bourbon, rum, you name it) and I am not talking about a pussy-assed 750mL either, I'm talking 1.75L. I also have a few cans of beer and other shit, and a ****load more in the trunk of my car. **** yeah. When lilwing wants to party, he knows where to get the booze at.

I think I am taking it back to the University with me. Maybe I should just take a picture of all my shit and put it on here, because nobody will probably believe me.

[Illusional]

it's a good thing that i live a mile from the local wine store. and let me tell you, this isn't some lame ass liquor store. you can get all the good stuff here.

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

coconut rum is a waste of time. it's too damn sweet and too weak. it's better used for sun tanning lotion for the black people.

raverboy

Yeah this is true. It was 60 proof which isn't too low but it was far more sweet than I like

[Illusional]

Yeah this is true. It was 60 proof which isn't too low but it was far more sweet than I like

one guy that i used to know would pour some malibu into his corona to change the taste. it doesn't sound too appealing to me, but hey, if i can drink a pina colada, i guess this is worth a try.

raverboy