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    you're simply not worthy of such a great reward.

    but i could cut your penis off and feed it to the eagles. what a great sacrifice for the gods that would be.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    The idea is we learn from the stupidity of the past and use that knowledge to make a better tomorrow.

    I mean, nobody actually does that, but that's the reason we ought to pay attention to history.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    The idea is we learn from the stupidity of the past and use that knowledge to make a better tomorrow.

    I mean, nobody actually does that, but that's the reason we ought to pay attention to history.
    The idea is that history is stupid and useless. This idea stands. Like I give a damn about what a bunch of idiots did in the past. Not to mention I have no control over a nation, so while "I" may learn from the past the leaders will still be douche bags and do douche bag things.

    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    you're simply not worthy of such a great reward.
    Actually the reward is for you. Even the gods are not worthy of my penis. I'll go slow and slide it in and out gently, I promise.
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    ov, you need to get laid.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.


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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra View Post
    ov, you need to get laid.
    Who doesn't?
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    Who doesn't?
    I don't!

    Got mine last night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I don't!

    Got mine last night.
    If it has been more than 5 minutes since you got laid you need to get laid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    If it has been more than 5 minutes since you got laid you need to get laid.
    Oh...

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    Who doesn't?
    Damn man, I feel you on that one.

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