A few dumb questions...

[CAM]

Replies below:
1. How do you ask a girl out?

R: You say, hey I like you. Why don't you come on down and visit me in Tucson. Then wait to see what happens. Ultimately, she'll decide, but you put the options out there and you can do a bit of soft coaxing (like I'm doing right now).

2. What do you do after you tell a girl you love her for the first time?? (that awkward silence)

R: Sometimes you do it with a kiss...it is unspoken the first time. Sometimes it is said with a touch on the neck, the arm, a soft look in the eye.

3. how do you get a girl to like you?

R: Good luck figuring this out. It is not deterministic.

4. How do you really kiss a chick?

R: You kiss her well. Very well. Depends on the circumstance as to how you go about it.

5. What can you say to strike a conversation with the girl?

R: Ah, very much a case-by-case question...no easy answer.

6. How do you know if a girl likes you?

R: Oh, you'll know.

7. How do you know if the girl wants 2 b touched or kissed?

R: Oh, you'll know. Women tell you what to do with the body language and eyes...just open yourself to the messages rather than try to make all the judgements and plans. If you think you are in charge of anything romantic, like some guys say that they have "techniques"...believe me, women know that it is important for guys to feel like leaders and be in charge, while all the time they are totally in charge of sending the signals. I don't say that with any disgust at all...it is just a fact and once you warm up to that idea...things get much easier for ya!

[Gigabitch]

I was just wondering this morning when we would see CAM again.

Jimmy, listen to him. He knows what he's doing.

[Jimmy1218]

hehe, i guess.

[CAM]

Cameron...he back part-time.

I took a hiatus because he's working on a book which is due back to the publisher ina matter of weeks and he still has a shit load to do.

Also, I'm preparing for two invited public lectures.

A busy summer. Missed you too, Giga Oh, the Crazy One (or whatever nickname you used...can't remember)...she finally turned her reptilian gaze towards another victim. I'm free of her insanity! Free from the yoke!

I was just wondering this morning when we would see CAM again.

Jimmy, listen to him. He knows what he's doing.

[Gigabitch]

A busy summer. Missed you too, Giga Oh, the Crazy One (or whatever nickname you used...can't remember)...she finally turned her reptilian gaze towards another victim. I'm free of her insanity! Free from the yoke!

You've shuffled off that mental coil. Good for you. I hoped if you just stood still long enough, she'd get distracted by something shiny and go away.

Now you're all freed up and available for the next nutter-in-a-dress. Lucky you.