Fetish could end relationship

[IndiReloaded]

Dump him before he dumps on you. Literally.

Bwhahahahaha! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Seriously, that's just messed up. Give him a 10-pack of counselling sessions as your parting gift.

[starbuck]

This thread is ****ing hilarious.

It's hilarious as shit!

[IndiReloaded]

Yep, sounds like her BF has a secret love affair with Mr. Hanky. Leave him to it, girl:

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[Cain]

Dump him before he dumps on you. Literally.

I made that joke first.

[IndiReloaded]

Oh, excuse me, Cain. I hadn't realized ideas were that few & far between for you that it mattered.

EVERYONE! Cain made the 'dump' joke first!

[Cain]

Oh, excuse me, Cain. I hadn't realized ideas were that few & far between for you that it mattered.

EVERYONE! Cain made the 'dump' joke first!

Thank you.

[Gribble]

Cain, you are my hero. Will you autograph my penis?

[DoesntMatter]

Not eating or drinking - just doing it on each other.

Thank God I'm not the only one who enjoys that kind of stuff

Claire, you should have dumped this man a LONGGGGGGGGG time ago.

Dump this loser now.

dump him today girl or you're destined for a shitty life.

Please, dump him. Do you want me to wire you any money?....I'll pay you. Please dump him this very moment.

Dump him fast. You don't even have to dump him....

Dump him! But don't dump on him!

Dump him before he dumps on you. Literally.

So the general consensus appears to be that he should be dumped. Kind of odd how nobody chose any other synonym

[Cain]

Cain, you are my hero. Will you autograph my penis?

Of course!

[Claire84]

I feel distraught at the moment

[Cain]

I feel distraught at the moment

You shouldn't. He's using this fetish as a way to get you into bed.

"If we were having sex I wouldn't need this fetish!"

Don't take that. Move on. Don't waste your virginity on a selfish asshole.

[IndiReloaded]

Of course you are. He just dropped a completely weird, f-d up bomb on you. You just got your first taste, perhaps, of how there are some strange ppl out there. And that you got taken in by one of them.

But, now that you know, its time to take control. He needs help, and you need to find someone more healthy.

[anachronistic]

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[Grape]

I do not think you should leave him because of this. I myself do not find feces at all nice, but I think everyone here is being far too judgemental of this fellow. I suppose you are all perfection personified.

Many of you are suggesting that he has invented this fetish as a way to encourage Claire to have sex with him. Obviously this is not the case because he has had this fetish for a long time and explored it with previous girlfriends.

Claire, if you and he are truly in love I am sure you will be able to reach some sort of understanding. Since you are very bothered by it, I would suggest asking your boyfriend to join you in a relationship counselling session. I think that coprophilia arises from a sexual desire to humiliate or abase ones partner or to feel in control of or in touch with the partner's most personal of bodily functions (and vice versa). This seems to me to be a variation on BDSM sexual practices. His fetish does not mean that he wants to humilate you or be humiliated by you all the time or that his personality is like that in general, but only that sometimes his sexual drive revolves around it.

So perhaps your boyfriend has some issues that he will be able to resolve through counselling. Having both of you participate in it will only serve to bring you closer together in the long run. Even if you don't opt for professional help, I think some frank discussions together are needed.

Good luck (: