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  1. 16-07-07, 02:30 AM #31
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    Wouldn't having a tube shoved up the pee-hole hurt very, very badly?
  2. 16-07-07, 06:05 AM #32
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    yes it would. i'm guessing it's about as painful as having a baby without any painkillers.

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  3. 16-07-07, 06:10 AM #33
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    It really isn't much more than "uncomfortable". The idea is worse than the procedure.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  4. 16-07-07, 06:15 AM #34
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    and how would you know?? i personally would rather have my dick fall off than stick something up there. wait, maybe if you gave me a lot of painkillers and a bottle of crown i would try this to get some laughs.

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  5. 16-07-07, 08:15 AM #35
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    Get real. Thats a fake news article. lol.
  6. 16-07-07, 08:50 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy1218 View Post
    Get real. Thats a fake news article. lol.
    [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm[/url]
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  7. 16-07-07, 11:58 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    whoa.. what kinda tits do you have if you're only gonna get this dude semi-erect??


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    Hahahahah.... That's priceless
  8. 16-07-07, 12:00 PM #38
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    I didn't think it was so fantastic.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  9. 16-07-07, 12:27 PM #39
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    hahaha, wow after all that talk about my dick being limp so you can't even laugh at my joke. hahaha

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  10. 16-07-07, 12:46 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    whoa.. what kinda tits do you have if you're only gonna get this dude semi-erect??


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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

    that was funny
  11. 16-07-07, 12:56 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    hahaha, wow after all that talk about my dick being limp so you can't even laugh at my joke. hahaha

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    I'm guessing if a guy is sick enough to let me catheterize him, semi-erect is about all my boobs are gonna get out of him.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  12. 16-07-07, 01:21 PM #42
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    haha don't change the subject. you said you were gonna flash him to get him semi erect, it's not the other way around. he's not tryna get your nipples to stand up.

    i dunno about you, but i've never heard of boobies getting erect.. but hey, there's a first for everything.

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  13. 16-07-07, 03:34 PM #43
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    Ugh, let me spell it out - if he is sick enough to need a catheter, I doubt seeing *anyone's* boobs will do more than get his penis semi-erect (not my nipples).

    ::shakes head::
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  14. 16-07-07, 04:37 PM #44
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    hahaha, did i push someone buttons the wrong way?? you know deep down inside i love you.

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