worst thing in bed

[Cain]

Oh hells yes.

I really love this side of my gf. When we first started talking, I had no idea she would be this freaky.. and by looking at her you'd have no idea either. She looks so innocent and her personality is the same... but man can she get freaky.

Aside from the fact that she loves when I pound hard and make it hurt a little, she loves being choked a little, bound, gagged, smacked hard on the ass.. and even being called names like slut, whore, bitch, etc... (only during sex, of course ), but she also likes the idea of sex in risky places... like in the dressing room, on the hood of my car in my driveway, all over the house she used to live in (one night we came back early from the bar and had sex on the kitchen table, couch, stairs, her roommates bed, and then her bed)... she's willing to do anything I want to do. Our sex life won't be boring for a while.

[anachronistic]

That's because the girl is usually getting pounded harder, and more air being pushed in.

Oh, I forgot to mention an all-time major sex gross-out my girlfriends and I all agreed on one night. Getting cum in your eye. AWFUL.

Do you see the sperm squiggling around or something?

FLOATERS! aHA...HA... HAHAHAHAHA

[abetterus]

I bet when the really big girl got back to her friends she said, "He was o.k. in bed but dang he was ugly"

[misombra]

yeah that's exactly why i keep those things away from my face.

who puts things that explode right in front of their face? you nasty girls! and that one gay guy.

[Junket]

8. When in the hostel, she was so drunk she just fell on the bed; so I took off her earrings from her ears, undid her ponytail, took off her shoes, socks, sweater, blouse and jeans, and had her get into bed "more properly" (in underwear).
9. She got up and went to the bathroom to throw up.
10. She got back and she asked me if I was going to get to bed or not. She got pretty horny at that time.
11. I asked her if she was sure she wanted 'that' to happen. She said yes. Twice.
12. We did it.
13. In the morning, she told me I took advantage of her. As I see it, she planned it.
14. She never talked to me again... and she was supposed to be a good friend.

Beat that if you can.

You should know better.

She was drunk...and you stripped her to her underwear?

Sounds like you set that up nicely for yourself.

[Mish]

No 13 year olds anymore eh?

cruel jk....

No, no skinny Asian girls anymore

[tooxshort]

No, no skinny Asian girls anymore

You don't like their virgina's anymore? hahaha

[SteBall]

an ex flat mate was into scat. walked into his room to find the aftermath of a night of fun. nasty. very nasty.

[Mr Wigglz]

Damn that would be nasty. I once seen a video of that kind of thing and I almost threw up. Just imagine the smell. Eww

[m0viejunkie]

That's because the girl is usually getting pounded harder, and more air being pushed in.

Oh, I forgot to mention an all-time major sex gross-out my girlfriends and I all agreed on one night. Getting cum in your eye. AWFUL.

hahaha that happened to me before, it looked like i had a severe case of pink eye when i came home

[Only-virgins]

I've never had anyone 'do' anything bad, but these were a couple of the nice suprises I encountered that stuck in my mind:

1. Had a ridiculously small wang....not pleasurable at all
2. Coated in body hair....I'm talking from the neck down, all over. Even his ass. Gag. Oh, and this particular one also sweat a lot. He kept dripping sweat on me, and I just wanted to shoot myself in the head I was so grossed out.

LoL and you kept having sex with him?

Jeez how many one night stands do you people have?

[Only-virgins]

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

[breathe_slow]

With my ex girlfriend, we were once going at it in her room in college, she was on top but then she wanted to change over me go ontop, so she slid off me, slid off the bed, smacked her head on the desk, started crying... I didn't know weather to laugh or go ooooooo
(she came round in the end found it funny)....

[lesa]

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

Wow, he definitely won the 'worst in bed' award! How embarrassing.

With my ex girlfriend, we were once going at it in her room in college, she was on top but then she wanted to change over me go ontop, so she slid off me, slid off the bed, smacked her head on the desk, started crying... I didn't know weather to laugh or go ooooooo
(she came round in the end found it funny)....

I wanted to say, 'awwww' and 'lol' too.

[elsa20]

Anyways, this is one of my friends true story. He was having sex with a girl in a tent and it was dark. He was pounding her doggy style he said and he was sweating and going at it for a while when he heard a crunching noise. He turned the light on and she was eating an apple still in the doggy style position.

I think I would have lost my man hood there.

.............. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I scared my mum.......... HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!