Its ok, but you missed the 2nd sentence of the OP:
I eat a macrobiotic diet, walk 90 min/day and sleep 8 hrs/night. I take better care of myself than 90% of adults. But its pointless b/c I'm 5'6", 'small', bony and ugly. You seem really nice, but you haven't seen me. Women are bored when I kiss them. Most are too superficial to feel anything.
US average is 6x5. 5x4 is 53% of normal volume. If you measure it out with cloth tape you'll get an idea of how big your bfs were. Are you sure your 'almost nothing' guy wasn't my size?
They said no guys < 5'8".
You're one of the very few not obsessed with girth.
You're right. You probably wouldn't enjoy this, but I'm fine with it. It's practical, healthy and fun. I'll have more girls than any of these 'alpha' guys. Maybe when I've had as many women as Keith Richards I'll settle down. By which point I'll be totally relaxed and great in bed. Thanks for your thoughtful post.