Would you find this naughty text message sexy?

[vashti]

I want to see your little butt hole Vash.

SMACK!!

get away from my little butt hole.

[Only-virgins]

SMACK!!

get away from my little butt hole.

sad times.

[Incognito]

So, you would be turned on if your bf told you he liked your butthole (or a synonym) while you were having sex, but not beforehand?

Hahahaha! First off, I'm a guy (which pretty much blows the rest of what you said out of the water), but I'll try to answer as best I can. What I was meaning is that if someone builds up to the moment (as I mentioned) then it makes the moment more fun when you get there. Think of it as mental masturbation. Perhaps I should use terms that more of the average men will understand. Ok, so if your woman reaches in your pants as starts messaging your cock until you get rock hard, then sucks it for a bit before sex the build up to the sex was enjoyable and you were already turned on and ready to go when she was ready to have sex. Conversely, had she just pulled your pants down and sat on your not so hard cock, the moment isn't the same. Innuendo is foreplay on a mental level, and if men learn that it is the foreplay of foreplay for most women (and to try to enjoy it as much as they do without getting too graphic or vulgar) then everyone would be happier.

Oh and Vashti, I'm interning to be a Proctologist, so will you show me your little butthole? <<<Joking of course, butt I couldn't resist

[vashti]

Fine, make me the BUTT of all your jokes.

[Incognito]

Awwww...