Bad Blowjobs?

[shh!]

yea , whats up with ppl thinking we live in igloos and were all lumberjacks and we all have sled dogs and we all say ""eyy"" when we speak , its like i said all you fat ass americans with your guns all paranoid some conspiracy is going on , eating your mcdonalds all day long and jacking off to some reality show on fox.

Hey, bluesummer... this guy is ruining the stereotype of smart, progressive Canadians I had built up in my head. Tell me he is the exception...

[gHEXjt]

LateVamp- Y'all do say "eyy" though.

That's true. My roomate is from Toronto, and although he doesn't say eyy, everytime he goes to Canada his dad starts busting out the eyys like a maniac to blend in, and all his family that still live in Canada say eyy quite frequently as well.

[kiss-o-matic]

I lurk here a bit, decided to register. Greets.

A blowjob is really a handjob with some mouth action. You're in for a very unpleasant (and apparently verbally abusive) relationship if you think you can give a successful blowjob w/o the hands.

You should really graduate though. You should be adequate at a handjob first, which can be tricky. My suggestions are to either download some porn and get some tips (they won't always work, but might) or actually sit down with your boyfriend and ask him what he would like. At one time or another, someone has to give their partner pointers. It's a fact of life. Finally, if one hand doesn't work, try both.

[bluesummer]

Hey, bluesummer... this guy is ruining they stereotype of smart, progressive Canadians I had built up in my head. Tell me he is the exception...

Ah, he's from Quebec. Might as well be from another country.

But NO, we don't say 'eh'.....I don't think that word has ever come out of my mouth except as a joke.

[mini696]

All I have to add is... Grip it harder!!

[FrenchMaid]

Jesus, no teeth!

Once you use your teeth, even once by accident, the guy will be anxious that it'll happen again. Therefore, it won't be enjoyable.

Just use your tongue, lips and hands. Good grief....teeth

lol had the experience LIoyd95

[clynn]

I say "eh" frequently without knowing. I've had it pointed out to me by people who aren't Canadian. I don't sound like Bob and Doug Mackenzie, but, yes, I say "eh"

[Ekips]

If a topic goes on for too long, it gets de-railed. It's a fact.

Canadians are awesome, thy play hocky. I love hockey.

[Late_vamp]

hockey eyy , i also like hockey even tho im not amazing at it , i like snowboarding too . BTW i DO live inside of quebec BUT im NOT from quebec and wasnt raised in a ""quebecqer"" way .

""this guy is ruining the stereotype of smart, progressive Canadians I had built up in my head. Tell me he is the exception...""

hey shh! , are you saying im not smart (stupid) ? why dont you go stuff your hole with some mcdonalds damn yankee .

[shh!]

eyy? What was that? I must be having difficulty hearing you due to the poor reception you must get in your igloo. Maybe you should ride your sled dog to a real city, and try again. haha

(I am KIDDING, vamp!)

[RSK]

dam, i want a blow job bad, do you think if i kindly asked a girl, she would comply?

[misombra]

you could ask lovelylady. you could pretty much treat her like shit and she'd probably still do it.

[RSK]

you could ask lovelylady. you could pretty much treat her like shit and she'd probably still do it.

speaking of which, i remember responding to one of her posts, and she was so happy and 'uplifted' with my reply, that she personally sent a 'thank you' note through a PM. and the PM was quite lengthy too.

I almost forgot about that, but you remined me!

[shh!]

Didn't we determine she changed her name to RoxyFoxy and started this thread?

[misombra]

oh yeah! nevermind i wouldn't ask her, she bites. ouch.