Sex Toys - What do u like?

[bluesummer]

I haven't bought anything yet, I really want to, but feel stupid in the shop.

I finally got the nerve to do it this year. There was this huge sort of 'sex convention' in town, and I went and made a few......purchases. Of the more personal kind. I mean, I could use them with someone else, but they were meant to fill the gaps while I'm not in a steady sexual relationship. And man oh man I wish I'd done it years ago.

[Charlie Boy II]

I've got one of those plastic vaginas with a handle.

Nothing beats putting on some Happy Hardcore techno, getting 'er all lubed up, and firing up the computer for a 4 hour session of Whore Abuse pornography.

[Gribble]

Order 'em online if you're nervous, Connie.

[Gigabitch]

What would you do if you found your boyfriend in bed with the male version?

Hold up, now. There's a male version?

[vashti]

I want this:

[url]http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/kaori/Kaori4.JPG[/url]

I can't believe a woman would ever be desperate enough to buy a male version.

[Gribble]

I've got one of those plastic vaginas with a handle.

Nothing beats putting on some Happy Hardcore techno, getting 'er all lubed up, and firing up the computer for a 4 hour session of Whore Abuse pornography.

Do those things actually uhh... feel good? I've always thought about getting one, but I figured it wouldn't be any better than my hand.

Hold up, now. There's a male version?

[url]http://www.realdoll.com/dpcs64/charlie/md06.jpg[/url]

[Gigabitch]

Would that be your $5000 hand?

[Charlie Boy II]

Do those things actually uhh... feel good? I've always thought about getting one, but I figured it wouldn't be any better than my hand.

I don't actually have one. At the moment I'm trying to leave well enough alone. I save it all for my girlfriend, which can be hard. We only get to see each other 2 times a week so there can be some big gaps there. And I have a very supple, attractive hand.

The last few times after a 5-6 day gap there's been such an eruption you could could ladle the lava into soup bowls and serve it for lunch.

[Miss hotty]

I think these two really fit together...I mean they both type weird and yet understand each other. Minime07 and Miss Hotty of course .

It's what we called slang where we make the word small by missing out letters so it's it don't take us as long to type

[Chimeros0]

Hmmm,I wonder if you get a sort of automated version of that hot lady doll.

My imagination is running away again...

The latest models features could have:
*Now cums with 35 naughty preprogrammed sentences, vagina action & cum action.
*Refillable "lube" tube for realistic "wet" action.
*Refillable "cum" tube can be filled with any liquid substance for a tasty alternative.
*Various settings for arousal & pleasure.
*A model of anyone can be made,be it an Ex,Current Girlfriend or Celebrity.


Better then screwing a corpse if it can do all that.

[Miss hotty]

I have watch a program about them and the things the do are sick and just stupid but thats men for you

[LoveTwist]

Hmmm,I wonder if you get a sort of automated version of that hot lady doll.

My imagination is running away again...

The latest models features could have:
*Now cums with 35 naughty preprogrammed sentences, vagina action & cum action.
*Refillable "lube" tube for realistic "wet" action.
*Refillable "cum" tube can be filled with any liquid substance for a tasty alternative.
*Various settings for arousal & pleasure.
*A model of anyone can be made, be it an Ex, Current Girlfriend or Celebrity.


Better then screwing a corpse if it can do all that.

Awesome!! Would be better than the real thing if it could do all that! I'm sure one will be invented at some point, just a matter of time. Who knows in the future maybe we’ll all have robot sex partners!

Imagine if everyone could have an automated sex partner.

There'd be no need worry about -

* STDs (as long as you didn't share with random strangers of course. )
* Pregnancy
* Contraception
* Having to pressure your partner for sex
* Your partner's getting frustrated because you don’t want to have sex with them
* Having to maintain a relationship for sex
* Your partner rejecting you
* Taking your partner out to dinner at an expensive restaurant to ‘charm’ them into bed
* Fitting in with someone else’s likes and dislikes (you could do what the hell you liked)
* Hurting your partner
* Buying your partner presents to please them
* Your partner boring you to death with conversations about ‘feelings’ and the latest gossip
* Your partner falling to sleep and snoring immediately after sex.
* Having to nag / put up with nagging
* Waiting for your partner to be available for sex (they’d always be there, ready and willing)
* Looking attractive or smelling good for your partner (robots wouldn't care)

The list goes on and on… Of course these robot sex partners would have to be very life like for people to be satisfied, but I have no doubt that if science / technology keeps advancing at its current rate… then in the future it will be possible.

[Chimeros0]

Unless it gets all "The Matrix" in which case,then I am out of here!

Have any of you seen The Animatrix.
There is one part that particularly freaks me out.
It's the part where men are beating up a women,ripping off her cloths,beating her with poles,etc.
After a while,you realize that she is an Android.
She keeps screaming:"No,please don't! I am real, IAM REAL!".As they peel her apart.

LoveTwists comment reminded me of that scene...

[LoveTwist]

Yeah, having robot sex partners would be really weird. Plus yes, if they developed their own conciense and feeling then it would raise all number of ethical issues. Glad you see that Chimeros0.

[Chimeros0]

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...Thanks LoveTwist...