male to female

[itsmeyesitis]

Dude, for as "cocky" as you are, you know jack shit about what to do.

Be a man. Take her out.

I've went to a public school in memphis to a strict private school where there are some pretty obnoxious rules.

[Mathias]

i doubt, i've had girls call me back after they paid for her 1.99 coffee

I have. Picked up a girl yesterday by doing just that.

It's not about the money.

[vashti]

i could agree with you on the maturity factor.

It's not about maturity. It's about confidence. Once they get some, they stop pretend-dating and start real-dating.

[Mathias]

You sound like you could be anywhere between 14 and 24.

I'M 24. No way this kid is even close.

[vashti]

I'M 24. No way this kid is even close.

He's 18. I was giving the benefit of the doubt.

[Mathias]

He's 18. I was giving the benefit of the doubt.

Wow. I was a lot better at this when I was 18.

[vashti]

I blame DeAngelo.

Anyway, he is probably half right.

[Mathias]

I blame DeAngelo.

Hey, at least we know the kid can read.