I would just settle for any sex period actually.
I would just settle for any sex period actually.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
I've always wanted to get a cop 'friend' to pull me over, handcuff me, and do me on the hood of the squad car. I love a man in uniform.
This may actually happen before this year is over. Seriously.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
God damn. I just faxed my application to the Police Academy.
We all need a little law enforcement sometimes
Seriously though, what is with girls liking cops...what ever imagination of a police officer you have in your head is completely wrong...cause in reality they are fat ugly donut eating idiots. Is it the fear they give you when they pull you over? ....wussy women.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
They are moles, with the exception of the one on the far right. ****able moles, but moles nonetheless.
WTF is a mole?
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
You deaf boy? The girls you posted are moles. One, two, three from left to right.
I'm guessing Aussie slang for dogs? Second from the left is pretty damn nice.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Have sex on a beach
Life is like a dick. When things get hard, **** it.