Masturbating- How-To

[Illusional]

yes, seeking pleasure is never wrong. it's what we live for in life.

raverboy

[DoesntMatter]

Who is giving the kids their sex ed these days? Lordy. I got it from my parents AND in school. We actually had a lady come in once (to our sex ed class) who showed us how to practice giving bj's on zucchinis, and told us she made her first dildo out of a peeled carrot. I'm not freakin kidding, it was kind of odd.

Also, masturbation is what gets you through those lonely, teenage, sex free years. Keeps you focused. I say, kids of the nation, masturbate!

That was actually a hilarious post

[boobaa]

I used to feel like crap after masturbating, when I was younger, but now I just feel nothing, more like routine I guess... Do it, but don't overdo it.

[Illusional]

I used to feel like crap after masturbating, when I was younger, but now I just feel nothing, more like routine I guess... Do it, but don't overdo it.

actually this is something that you can indulge in because practice makes perfect.

raverboy

[Desinate]

wow, so the blind leads the blind huh?

raverboy

Yayer, thats the way i roll'
Ive had lots of experience/s so i can be telling people my opinions.. I think?
Ive probably done more than you did when you were my age..
(Not meaning it in an offensive way)

[Illusional]

Yayer, thats the way i roll'
Ive had lots of experience/s so i can be telling people my opinions.. I think?
Ive probably done more than you did when you were my age..
(Not meaning it in an offensive way)

i guess you didn't see the irony in my post huh? how can a blind person lead the blind??

secondly, you might have wacked off more than i did at age 5, but given that i'm much older than you are, you don't even come close to my experience. i'm like a super god compared to you.

raverboy

[Desinate]

but given that i'm much older than you are, you don't even come close to my experience. i'm like a super god compared to you.

raverboy

Ah, clearly you did not read what i had written:
"Than you did since you were my age", and i did not say whacked off - only.
lol, super god =]
Teach me oh wise one!

[Illusional]

Yayer, thats the way i roll'
Ive had lots of experience/s so i can be telling people my opinions.. I think?
Ive probably done more than you did when you were my age..
(Not meaning it in an offensive way)

Ah, clearly you did not read what i had written:
"Than you did since you were my age", and i did not say whacked off - only.
lol, super god =]
Teach me oh wise one!

c'mon, this super god sees everything.. you'd better check your quote or rather posts correctly before you bow down to this super god. i don't take respect from any commoners. i only have royal subjects under my belt.

raverboy

[Desinate]

Hahaha, interesting..
=]

[tooxshort]

Are you right or left-handed? If you're right-handed, sit on your left hand until it gets numb.

And then, proceed to jerkin' it (with your left) ...

And that, my friend, is what we call "The Stranger"

[Illusional]

Hahaha, interesting..
=]

yes, it sucks when you are corrected by another member.

raverboy

[Desinate]

Oh, but but... Meh, lol
Ill learn =]