What you enjoyed today

[Gribble]

I just took a walk for the **** of it. I was listening to some AC/DC. TNT to be precise. Crossing a street. Car pulled up fast. I stopped. Fixed the driver with a look. He hit the brakes. Some dude said, "Daaayumn. He's about to pull that mother ****er out his car and stomp his ass." I wasn't trying to look hard or anything. It's just that song. After that I was strutting down the street with this huge sense of bullshit pride. Hah. This way walks one pimp-ass O.G. ****er of mothers.

Now it's off to this night's party venue. I'm feeling good. Ready to ****ing rock this shit.

[Applesauce]

my girl is on her period which means all the blow jobs I want

[Gribble]

Nah, that means all the naturally lubed up ****ing you can handle, man. Tell that bitch to roll over and spread, then plug that leak with your god-given tampon.

[doppelgaenger]

I'm just sitting here getting ready to start one of my weekend projects. I'm drinking gin, too. God this stuff is amazing. I wish I would've been acquainted with it earlier. Around here they only drink bourbon and whiskey. I love the taste of pine needles in my mouth, though.

My weekend project involves dealing with moderately high voltage, so I don't know why I decided to drink liquor beforehand. I've been shocked plenty of times before so it wouldn't kill me. I guess normally I'd be a little nervous, and the alcohol helps calm me down.

[QueenofCorona]

AYCE waffles at this fun coffee house with my bf and one of his friends.

Some alone time to get the Thanksgiving shopping finished up.

Sale on these Candies boots I LOVE.

[Junket]

I've been shocked plenty of times before so it wouldn't kill me. I guess normally I'd be a little nervous, and the alcohol helps calm me down.

Words of an idiot.

[doppelgaenger]

I'm still alive, asswipe. A couple of high voltage caps won't kill ya.

[Gribble]

Working with high voltage? Drinking alcohol to calm your nerves?

Are you trying to land yourself a Darwin Award?

[Junket]

I'm still alive, asswipe. A couple of high voltage caps won't kill ya.

Yes it will dumbshit.

[doppelgaenger]

Yes it will dumbshit.

Well, I must be well insulated, then.
When I was little, I stuck a key in an electric socket

[Junket]

Well, I must be well insulated, then.
When I was little, I stuck a key in an electric socket

There are a lot of factors that are taken into account when it comes to electrocution, but 120 volts is the most common cause of death simply because it's the most common voltage available in households.

It only takes fractions of an amp across the heart to cause fibrillation.

Voltage is still dangerous because it can rupture cells and cause burns and internal bleeding.

If you're going to do something stupid, know that you're doing something stupid.

[the_robot]

I finally ordered certain game I've been waiting to buy for over a year.. it will my birthday self-gift

[nietsdoen]

One thing that made me happy today is no ice or snow on the route I had to go on.

[qwertz]

Not today, but tomorrow i see my bf. We see each other every week, but it is tough being in a LDR..though it does make us appreciate each other more when we do see each other.

[doppelgaenger]

There are a lot of factors that are taken into account when it comes to electrocution, but 120 volts is the most common cause of death simply because it's the most common voltage available in households.

It only takes fractions of an amp across the heart to cause fibrillation.

Voltage is still dangerous because it can rupture cells and cause burns and internal bleeding.

If you're going to do something stupid, know that you're doing something stupid.

You can **** off with your condescending tone. I was not intoxicated when I was tinkering with electrical components.

Yes, there must be a few factors, because I've been shocked quite a few times - by a 120 volt AC wall outlet, by a live 220 volt 100uF capacitor, as well as smaller voltages, shorts in amplifier circuits, etc.. Most of the shocks I've 'received' were DC and usually parts that I hadn't fully discharged. Never trust a multimeter.