16.
Even then I know I'd be quite protective of her.
Can't have some punk ass kid messin' with my gene pool.
We get invaded by a foreign country.
Do you grab your belongings and run for the hills?
Do you grab a gun and run for the hills?
Do you grab a gun and run at the invading force?
Do you grab the invading country's flag and wave it fanatically while showering their soldiers with flowers?