If you see a falumptuiuos vixen on campus and want to talk to her

[sleepy]

i think you should tell her she is a falumptuiuos vixen - i would love that! then continue on a litany of other seussian monsters she reminds you of. keep it up until she is charmed or runs away. chase her. if necessary, use your galumping humperbus and then splaj-jazz her spoolshnickey mountasaurus hard.

[Fishy]

i think you should tell her she is a falumptuiuos vixen - i would love that! then continue on a litany of other seussian monsters she reminds you of. keep it up until she is charmed or runs away. chase her. if necessary, use your galumping humperbus and then splaj-jazz her spoolshnickey mountasaurus hard.

sounds romantic

[sfalexi]

lol. That was good. Very funny! BTW, like your little blurb under your name (all your base are belong to me)

Rod Steele

[Bligh]

... then splaj-jazz her spoolshnickey mountasaurus hard.

Surely you are referring to her frumious bandersnatch?

[sleepy]

well, i don't like to use euphemisms.

[abercromqt20]

i know its lame but i like pick up lines like that. they make me laugh. as long as they don't come from some creep, keep um coming!