Premature & causing problems!

[Gigabitch]

I wonder if we can think up anything that isn't in wiki.

Edit: Damn, I've tried, but I can't think up anything nasty enough that it doesn't show up in wiki. They even have felching!

[vashti]

Runs to look up "felching"...

[Gigabitch]

Runs to look up "felching"...

Waits with smirk for Vashti's return...

[Converse]

Giga is making Vash un-inocent! :O

[Gigabitch]

Hmmm. She never came back. Do you think she's felching?

[Gribble]

Don't forget to look up bukkake, Vash. And check out DA DV while you're at it.

[Converse]

Bukkake is just wrong.

[Gigabitch]

Dude, I don't even know what DA DV is. Elucidate.

[Gribble]

Double Anal Double Vaginal.


I bet she's run off to become a fluffer in felch porn.

[Converse]

*shudder*

Wiki is awesome though.

[vashti]

Wow - you guys are a bunch of perverts. You make me feel so virginal.

[Marcel]

I've been with my partner for three years and we never had problems at the start, our sex life was amazing, he'd go for great amounts of time, sometimes we had to stop because we were exhausted - and when he had'nt even finished!! everything else has always been great but about 8 months ago, maybe even longer, it started going downhill and it began lasting minutes. It caused many problems, and as a couple we began to struggle - he felt insecure & I felt bored. Around Christmas we nearly broke up as there seemed like there was no spark at all. We did try to improve at things, as we do love eachother, we decided to try new things & tried techniques like "stop & start", or going again afterwards (even though this sometimes lead to SHORTER amounts of time!!), we also tried improve on the things that are good in our sex life. After all this its even worse. Theres been occasions when its seconds. What annoys me is that we have to keep stopping, after seconds of starting, and its just soo frustrating i'm sick of everything else I just want to get straight to the point. I have'nt orgasmed in so long. I've read through magazines and looked up on internet sites and nothing is working, everything suggested is rubbish and can't go on forever. I am 5 months pregnant currently, and I want to make the most of being able to have an active sex life, but how can I when we're stopping and staring every 30 seconds?!! Please help!!!

When the baby is born....it will be even worse..I suggest some good old fashion counselling...
My best advice to you...be patient