Advice needed very badly

[vashti]

I had a GF tell me she was crazy in love with me. I wasn't, so couldn't say it in return. A week later I found out she was seeing someone else and wished her all the best, months later she told me she never really loved me at all! Don't know if she was lying or not but she sure seems happier with this guy than she ever was with me! I think most people don't have a clue what true love is, and use the words 'I love you' too loosely

Clearly, she was crazy.

Welcome back, Lucky Charms!

[derm]

Clearly, she was crazy.

Welcome back, Lucky Charms!

Thanks Vasti.....havn't beeen called that for some time! You're looking as good as ever!

Oh, my God. It's derm. Somebody hide all the blondes.

No need to hide them, I'll deal with them all in my own time

[vashti]

Where have you been, my darling? I thought maybe you ran off and got married...

[derm]

Where have you been, my darling? I thought maybe you ran off and got married...

Just here n there. I'm not that young that I need to 'run off' to get married. Nope still free and single, waiting for my princess

[Gigabitch]

Well, apparently, grant's girlfriend might be willing to entertain you in the meantime.

[derm]

I might be willing to let her if we can agree on a few terms