how big is your penis?

[misombra]

this shit is pathetic.

[misombra]

if i had a penis i'd slap you all with it.

[CAM]

if i had a penis i'd slap you all with it.

Agreed...it is totally pathetic.


But, please don't make reference to the idea of you having a penis...that just destroys my world view. I want to retain that image of you of the svelte honey colored woman with long legs, long dark hair, and pouty lips laying across my leather couch.

[Only-virgins]

I just measured mine(seriously)...while erect it measured in 6-6.2 inches all the way from the pelvis and about 5.5 inches from a litte further ahead or the distance it would most likely go in. Normal or no?

[Junket]

No, weighing my penis on a custom made penis scale would be obsessive.

I haven't even taken it out of the box yet.

[CAM]

I just measured mine(seriously)...while erect it measured in 6-6.2 inches all the way from the pelvis and about 5.5 inches from a litte further ahead or the distance it would most likely go in. Normal or no?

Normal?

Length--Yes
Measuring It--No

So, besides measuring body parts, what other hobbies do you have?

[CAM]

No, weighing my penis on a custom made penis scale would be obsessive.

I haven't even taken it out of the box yet.

What haven't you taken out of the box...your penis, I suppose? Buttafucco sent you his, did he?

[anachronistic]

LOL...not an issue for me, no concern.

You know that you are self-obsessed society with nothing to do, when people apparently spend time measuring their sexual organs and then talking to others about how they can make it bigger, thicker, produce more fluids.

Tell me that this measuring crap (and actually discussing it internationally via the net)....tell me that it doesn't border on the obsessive...it would be known as a paraphilia, but the psych folks haven't come up with a name for it yet.

i'm really not interested in making my penis bigger or producing more fluids.

[Junket]

What haven't you taken out of the box...your penis, I suppose? Buttafucco sent you his, did he?

Why would I have my penis in a box?

Oooooh, I get it.

That's sick, but a clever idea.

What else can that mind of yours conjure up?

[Converse]

10 foot long, 8 foot wide.

[CAM]

10 foot long, 8 foot wide.

Boy, that's a biggie. I wonder what kind of woman could handle something like??? I won't speculate, but you can guess, right? LOL

[Converse]

To be honest we don't use "equipment' in the bedromm Lol.

[CAM]

To be honest we don't use "equipment' in the bedromm Lol.

I believe that you are referring to your role as a carpet muncher, right?

[Converse]

I'll leave that to your imagination.

[CAM]

It doesn't take much imagination to guess what lesbians do in the bedroom