Do you mean as in Cable guy like Jim Carrey? Why dont you just hit one of them up? Check for wedding ring first then jump him.
I have been doing that since the breakup. Its worked for moving on, but not worked for this. Of course i'll be fine. Its just annoying and i had to tell someone.
Rafterman, yup, just like Jim Carrey. And no, i wouldnt have the guts to carry that scenario out and end up sleeping with him at work. Its awesome to think about it, because he is a good looking guy too. But nope, i just wouldnt.
You have all the weapons you need... Now fight!
What an anti climax......Oh well hope we gave you some comedy atleast.
Oh Jaden, you poor thing. Nothing worse than an itch that won't go away.
Have you tried meditating? I really think that could help.
Also, maybe try going a day without masturbating. I know it's probably a horrid idea to you and you probably consider it physically impossible. Exercise more, drain yourself physically and maybe the urge will decrease.
I'm sorry I have no better advice.
'People are never perfect but love can be. People waste time looking for the perfect lover rather than creating the perfect love' - Princess Leigh-Cheri from Still Life With Woodpecker.
Have you tried salt peter?
“The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion
Is that the stuff thats in cigarettes?
Thats okay I guess its something im just going to have to tough it out through. I have suffered addiction before, and that is the only feeling i can relate this naggin feeling to, i overcame that though, so i know i can do this too and i am doing good so far. I am honestly *drained* by the time im home, 9 hours of cleaning, lifting etc takes it out of me like no other job iv had and i still feel up for it. LOL I have gone days without masterbating and i survive, but its still always on my mind. Lord help me. lol
And no Wakeup, what is this salt peter?? I have never heard of it?
You have all the weapons you need... Now fight!
All I know is that Dad said they put in in the mashed potatoes in the Army so they wouldn't ravish the French Farmers Daughters. lol
“The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion
Maybe there is some sort of self-help group you could join? Like sex addicts anonymous. Meet some dude who has the same problem as you and bam! You can help yourself while helping others. Like a modern day Mother Teresa. Nothing slutty about helping others.
just bang the cable guy in his truck.. ask him to show you how to "program your remote"