Can someone help me with my online dating profile ?

[BoredGeorge]

I am really boring and it is a serious problem.

The only things I like to do.... are like... man things.. scumbag man things.

[Mish]

working hard to save the forum...

Why does the forum need saving?

[doppelgaenger]

Hi my name is bored george,

i live alone on a mattress on the floor. i work, i eat, i sleep. i love blowjobs and prostitutes and sandwiches, looking for someone likeminded preferably ppuurty *wink* i'm a catch, believe me you'll love being my whore.

hahahaha, good thing i wasn't eating/drinking anything while i read that.

[Reath]

I LOL @ that.
Anyway, you know you're boring which is why I suggested you take up a sport or two.

[IndiReloaded]

You are so mean and clearly have a lot of issues with men. I hope you get the help that you need and stop being mean to sad and vulnerable people like me.

Its not my fault he didn't call after you gave him head.

Eco is just teasing, George. After all the nice things you've said about us here you have to be ready to take the piss a bit yourself.

Besides, now you know what not to say, you can only get better right?

[AdminOnline]

Boredgeorge,


how about a change of your username, for a start?

Suggest a new nick like:
eg.

RamboGeorge


Something that make you refreshing and not so bored...

[Gigabitch]

George, first of all, give a solid explanation about why you're using a dating site (like that you're focused on your career) and be really clear about what you're looking for. Do you want casual dating? A serious relationship? Say it.

[Sanctuary]

The only things I like to do.... are like... man things.. scumbag man things.

Unless you regularly walk into empty alleyways and rape women, don't be ashamed of being a man.

[Reath]

Be a man... do the right thing?

[Sanctuary]

I have found the woman for you.

[SS Gal]

BoredGeorge, This might sound silly, but how about you take a look at what other guys have written on their profiles? Even though you aren't looking for a guy, you'll be able to see the difference between good and bad profiles and probably get some ideas about how to write yours. Also, what do or have you gotten complimented on? Good sense of humor? Romantic? Great at making the best of bad situations? Let the ladies reading your profile know what they can expect from you. And lastly, do you have any female friends that could help you? If nothing else, do trial and error until you get a profile that gets you responses and hopefully good dates. You can tweak it as you go.

[Lava_twilight]

Ok my attempt:

* Why are you on the site? Are you shy to approach people in person? There WILL be girls like that who are exactly the same & also may rely on the internet to break the ice.
* What are your plus points? I know it's hard to blow your own trumpet (Ok, no silly answers to that guys! haha), but think. Are you loyal? Kind? Spontanious?
*What do you like to do? Even if it is to watch DVD's, make it sound fun. I'd always fall for a guy that puts effort into what he writes, shows he would make the effort in person. (ok, maybe sometimes!!)
* Where would you go if they were to meet you? Are you a nighttime, dinner & walk along the river kinda man? Or a daytime, fun day out kinda fella?
* Pet hates? No point leaving out that you hate pierced tattoo'd ladies, as they could get in touch, and that just wastes time. What do you like in a woman?

Remember, people look for what would interest them into making the contact. Make it short, sharp and to the point. (But don't make out you are desperate!!) Add a nice, RECENT photo. No, 1985 shot. I always find a photo with a girl in it to be a turn off. Is that his ex? His sister?


Just have fun with it and as written above, tweak it every now and then. I'd say don't write anything pervy (IE I'd like a 20 year old, or two ten year olds if not...) NO NO NO!! Avoid anything like that...I've read that sorta rubbish on a few profiles...euch.

If I think of anything else, I'll let ya know xxx

[Lava_twilight]

Hi my name is bored george,

i live alone on a mattress on the floor. i work, i eat, i sleep. i love blowjobs and prostitutes and sandwiches, looking for someone likeminded preferably ppuurty *wink* i'm a catch, believe me you'll love being my whore.

I actually snorted coffee out of my nose reading this

[Reath]

I have found the woman for you.

Now this is WTF...

[BoredGeorge]

Now this is WTF...

I'd do it if she paid me.