a recollection of old memories

[Illusional]

so let me get this straight, contemplate your promiscuous debate
after the booze, and a snooze, i can't loose??
how is that supposed to work out for me? after i'm passed out and catching zzzzzzz's
it won't matter if i got a 100 foot cock, no one bed will i start to rock
after i'm passed out my blood flow will thin, how can an erection possibly win?
it'll fall to the left or right, my one-eyes monster has lost it's sight
like how odysseus had blinded the giant beast, now my friend is at peace
limper than limp, this jump rope won't even get a skip
so you might want to check your sausage story again
because you're pulling shit out of your ass that you can't defend

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

Illusional woke in the night
to see three girls having a fight
over who'd have to eat
his limp pasta-like meat
beacuse sadly, his description was right

Misombra said she wouldn't try it
Vashti gagged- she couldn't deny it
Giga couldn't bring
any life to the thing
If they want sex, they'll just have to buy it

[vashti]

Haahahahahha! Brilliant! I love limericks.

[misombra]

lol i'm crackin the hell up right now.

[vashti]

The three girls paid for Aegis with liquor
(his equipment was noticeably thicker) (yay!)
And Gribble came by
gave the trio a try
And the women - satiated - didn't bicker.

[Gigabitch]

Hmmm. I'd better not let Cali Boy see that one.

[Illusional]

goddammit, how did i end up the loser... stupid liquor stupid liquor.

so with this limpness and loniness, i had to clean up my stupid mess
shut down by three women, what to do then
then i seen some viagra ad on the televsion, should i take this decision
1-800-STANDUP was the number i called, and very appauled
it was rushed to the door in mintues, and without a second later
i said **** this masturbator
went to Aegis's house and kicked down his door, smashed his face into the floor
stole this three semi-satisfied prinesses, and had me a big orgy with these lez
pushed and pounded this their hearts were content, until the carpet was soaking wet
and when i was done i stood up, asked myself wassup
because three enormous smiles were starring back at me, like i told you before satisfaction guarantee

raverboy

[Steve2004]

bahahahaha

like i told you before satisfaction guarantee

raverboy

fantastic ending

[vashti]

I'd have to agree with Steve...












but I'll be back.

[Illusional]

haha i'll be awaiting your reply...

*takes a bow*

raverboy

[misombra]

one day all the girls decided we wanted a little toy
we searched and we searched but broke down and settled for raverboy
he was all we expected, mediocre and drunk
but we were so worked up
by the possibility of aegis's long-term return
and i guess we really didn't give a ________.
for the trio of boys we all do burn
gerbil, aegis, and tone
they constantly break our hearts and leave us alone
it's not that we're not faithful and it's not that we're not true
but when raverboy is begging, what else is there to do?

now that it's all said and done
our love for our boys still goes on strong
but just as bill clinton did to hillary
raverboy shall remain auxillary.



aaaaahahaha sorry raverboy.

[anachronistic]

one day all the girls decided we wanted a little toy
we searched and we searched but broke down and settled for raverboy
he was all we expected, mediocre and drunk
but we were so worked up
by the possibility of aegis's long-term return
and i guess we really didn't give a ________.
for the trio of boys we all do burn
gerbil, aegis, and tone
they constantly break our hearts and leave us alone
it's not that we're not faithful and it's not that we're not true
but when raverboy is begging, what else is there to do?

now that it's all said and done
our love for our boys still goes on strong
but just as bill clinton did to hillary
raverboy shall remain auxillary.



aaaaahahaha sorry raverboy.

ahh, the classical view that women always go for jerkoffs that break their hearts.



just kidding.

[vashti]

ahahahaha!!

Misombra saves the thread!

[vashti]

Raverboy was (as usual) stoned
And the three wanted to be boned
And still they all scoffed -
(he's perpetually soft!)
So they got what they needed from Tone.

[misombra]

raverboy was so intoxicated
and had been for so many years
that what he thought were actions appreciated
was just a carpet full of tears.