Use Condoms.

[misombra]

that kid just needs a hug...

that kid needs a good whoopin.

[shh!]

that kid needs a good whoopin.

I agree with this post. Barring neurological disorders, kids only behave that way when parents have drawn absolutely no boundaries.

[misombra]

well you did see that the dad just kinda stood there like, ":duh: what do i do?"

[shh!]

Yup - I see lots of dads with that exact look on their faces.
:-)

[alice]

aren't dads always looking like that? i thought, that face came along with fatherhood.