I tried to finger the wrong hole to begin with, then I humped her stomach until I busted. She got absolutely nothing out of it but a mess to clean.
I tried to finger the wrong hole to begin with, then I humped her stomach until I busted. She got absolutely nothing out of it but a mess to clean.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-Albert Einstein
Okay I'll do it but what do you mean by mis-fire. Come on Qwert!!! You can't half answer!
Qwert, I'm really getting jealous here.
just mis read a guys signals.
Z gets the blame!
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
By Mis-fire, I mean any truly mortifying, embarrassing, (want to crawl into a hole and die) sex act.
ohh if were talking in the act, i threw up on a guy while i was on top having sex, it went in his mouth.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
@Perry I got it now. LOL!
Omg Qwert... were you drunk? LOL!
no...just pregnant..so i got away with it a little more than if i wasnt lol.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
yeh well, i cant forgive giving shit advice!! haaha
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
lol! that is worthy of crown of cringe
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching
That's pretty bad, Qwert. Remind me never to open my mouth> LOL I was with a girl after a dance, and we got it together in the school parking lot, in my car. A few minutes later, my sister wanted to switch cars, without thinking I said yes. Later that night she came up to me and punched me in the head, and complained about the sticky seats. Ahem!!