Preparation for the impending gloom...

[Aegis]

Yeah, I know; I'm caught between a rock and a hard-spot...this trip is all-inclusive at this resort...so the goddamn alcohol is all free...and they keep full bottles of liquor in the freaking rooms!! It's gonna be the most serious form of fighting between my sex drive and my drunk drive.

[Gigabitch]

Jackass. Have sex first. Then drink yourself blind. It's just a matter of the order of occurrence.

[Aegis]

I can't think of any way to invalidate that suggestion, but I'm sure it exists, so consider that advice as having been successfully contested.

[Gigabitch]

Cantankerous fool. It's no wonder you don't get laid enough.

[Mish]

How about getting laid WHILE getting drunk?

I'm sure there's a way this can happen and if you pretend it already happened in your mind and then work your way back you might find out how.