How to get a girl in the mood

[cathliya]

what do you guys do to usually get the girl into the mood for a orgasm. just inserting the penis doesnt cut it. any suggestions

wat every u do DON'T ever ask a girl at 3am while she's sleeping if she want to have sex "hey wake up, do you want to have sex?" don't ever do that cause its not romantic and all it does is to make her angry with u....seduce her....

[Venacava]

I don't think I would get angry if I was woken up at 3am for sex.

[King Zarathu]

I don't think I would get angry if I was woken up at 3am for sex.

I'll keep that in mind....

[cathliya]

I don't think I would get angry if I was woken up at 3am for sex.

r u being serious?? u won't?? even though u need to get up early to work the next day..and he didn't make u want to have sex...he simply ask u "hey wake up, do you want to have sex??" and when u said yes there was no seduction...just simply a 3 minutes sex.....dont tell mme u won't get mad over that??

i like it way better when he just simply do it...if he want to have sex just do it..dont ask me ever....

[Gigabitch]

I don't think I would get angry if I was woken up at 3am for sex.

I would break that thing off if he tried to poke me with it in the middle of the night. If somebody messes with my sleep, they're IN TROUBLE.

[derm]

I would break that thing off if he tried to poke me with it in the middle of the night. If somebody messes with my sleep, they're IN TROUBLE.

LOL...............Break it off....LOL

[cathliya]

I would break that thing off if he tried to poke me with it in the middle of the night. If somebody messes with my sleep, they're IN TROUBLE.

lol that is how it should be

[derm]

lol that is how it should be

I disagree...it should be removable, screw off. So should boobs! that way if your not happy with the size you can upgrade.

Also if your guy is going away with his female friends for a w-end, you could hold onto it (knowing he would not be un-faithful) and you could screw it to an attachment on the floor and use it as a dildo.

Just a thought!

[cathliya]

I disagree...it should be removable, screw off. So should boobs! that way if your not happy with the size you can upgrade.

Also if your guy is going away with his female friends for a w-end, you could hold onto it (knowing he would not be un-faithful) and you could screw it to an attachment on the floor and use it as a dildo.

Just a thought!

lol thats another thought, a great one too....the one thing is that m not too worry about my guy going on weekend with any girls, or if he did as long as i dont know its all good but if i ever find out believe me ill cut his thing off....

[Gigabitch]

King Missile Lyrics - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

[vashti]

King Missile Lyrics - Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Haahaa!!

[derm]

lol thats another thought, a great one too....the one thing is that m not too worry about my guy going on weekend with any girls, or if he did as long as i dont know its all good but if i ever find out believe me ill cut his thing off....

Fock!.........hope I never meet up with a girl with such disrespect for such a vital piece of equipment!

[cathliya]

Fock!.........hope I never meet up with a girl with such disrespect for such a vital piece of equipment!

lol

so i'm being disrespect because i want to cut off his penis when he cheated on me? and him cheating is not disrespect?

[derm]

lol

so i'm being disrespect because i want to cut off his penis when he cheated on me? and him cheating is not disrespect?

Naah......your right, just when you cool down after chopping it off and are feelin horny you might live to regret it!

Plus you'd end up running him to hospital and might have to give him some of your blood (AFTER IT COOLS DOWN)

[Gigabitch]

From what she's posted, it probably wouldn't be the first time the two of them showed up there.