To those of you that are scared or paranoid when flying:
You wouldn't want to sit next to me. I tend to make jokes that the plane is going to crash. It's even worse if there's turbulence.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tst8sIfrNvg"]YouTube - Ron White on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour (Part1)[/ame]
Fast forward to 1:13.