can masturbation make you loose weight?

[MisteryDude!]

lol the funny thing is, the mussel in my left arm is bigger than my right.. i dont work out and my right arm is my special arm Lol.. Strange huh ?

Im a very Complex person !! Lol


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[Tiay]

I actually realised that I masturbate with my left pretty often..

[MisteryDude!]

yes, but i believe there is more of a motion and more rapid arm movement rather than finger movement lol

[boobaa]

I guess masturbation could make you lose weight really efficiently if you do this while running.

Ok ok, if you jerk off really fast, without watching anything sexual, in a cold and uncomfortable place, it can give you some good muscles. Just be shure to switch hands!

But for girls... Hmm, yes the same thing, only with a dildo.

[Jimmy1218]

masturbate while running? thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

[Tiay]

actually, I'm told that masturbating with a heavy dildo (metal or silicone) is *really* strenuous on your arm, to the point where they make hollow, lighter toys to make it easier.

[Jimmy1218]

plastiiiccc!!!

[Tiay]

plastic is no good- it gets scratches where dirt can hide, and many plastics sex toys contain toxins, too.

[Jimmy1218]

no toy's as good as the real thing.

[vashti]

no toy's as good as the real thing.

How do you know? I thought you were 13.

[Jimmy1218]

I said it by common sense.....no manmade crafts could compare to nature's right?

[anachronistic]

lol jimmy, so young, so full of life, but yet much to learn.

[Jimmy1218]

lol, you could've dropped the first part...

[Illusional]

the sex machine is man's greatest foe.

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