Do you say dirty things during sex

[vashti]

On a few occasions, after she's totally satisfied and it's time to bring things to a close, she has wrapped her legs around my hips, pulled me in, and given a few Kegel squeezes while whispering in my ear, "I want your baby.".

Wow, that would make most men shrink up like they were dropped in ice water.

[King Zarathu]

Wow, that would make most men shrink up like they were dropped in ice water.

No. What would make most men shrink up is, "I want you to make me pregnant so I can stay home every day while you go to work. I'm Christian."

[Gigabitch]

Z, your future girlfriends are going to need a freaking luggage cart for all that baggage you're carrying around.

I wish Jordyn went to school somewhere else so you wouldn't have that constant reminder. You need to move on. It's poisoning you.

[King Zarathu]

Oh you definitely got the wrong image. I'm not carrying any baggage from Jordyn, I'm just prejudiced against Christians generally.

[misombra]

dude, when are you going to find another girlfriend besides megan and jordyn. they're getting pretty old already.

[King Zarathu]

Haa... I've been done with them for a while, Megan would just be a good ****-buddy that I wouldn't care about. I tried to get one chick, made a thread about her, got rejected so I'm over her ass. And... school just started, so I'm keeping my eyes peeled.

[vashti]

What classes are you taking? And why are you still online on a school night?

[King Zarathu]

My schedule:

0hr: Pre-AP Physics
1st: Principles of Knowledge
2nd: AP English 3
3rd: AP Statistics
4th: AP US History
5th: AP Computer Science 2
6th: Pre-AP Pre Calculus

[misombra]

oooo statistcs...

[vashti]

That's too many AP classes, and why would you take two math classes in one semester?

[King Zarathu]

More college credit. Nothing I can't handle.

Is there anything else you would like to say, Mother?

[vashti]

Yes. There is no way you can pass that many AP classes if you are going to continue being a regular on this forum. You should be studying.

[King Zarathu]

Yes. There is no way you can pass that many AP classes if you are going to continue being a regular on this forum. You should be studying.

Hahaha! Well, I have my ways. With computers, there's a hole in every security system. With teachers, there's a way to do something behind his back--like **** his wife.

Will you help me do my homework Mommy?

[vashti]

With teachers, there's a way to do something behind his back--like **** his wife.

Hmm... I didn't see fictional writing in your list of classes...

Anyway, cheaters never prosper. Besides you are too smart to be a stupid cheater. Leave that for the dummies.

P.S. - Do your own damn homework.

[King Zarathu]

I was just kidding.

And no, I didn't want to do the whole "creative writing" thing because I hate studying English. I mean, learning new vocabulary words is cool because you can make somebody look like a total moron while they go "huh?"

Besides, I wouldn't be the cheater--his wife would be.