Sex toys + nosey in law + stupid wife = hilarity/drama

[Gratedwasabi]

Oh Incognito.. I love you. I do. Mad bro love. But at some point in your life you're going to need to hop around a bit and let those testicles descend. When that happens, you're going to realize you are your wife's bitch and the only reason she keeps YOU around is to be HER bitch. Divorce that crazy slut, continue wearing your wedding ring, and bathe yourself in the bodies of dirty sluts. It's all within your reach.

[Incognito]

i just can't get my eyes to roll back far enough.

Ha, I haven't posted anything about my situation for quite some time. I felt like I had to this time because I was out of town and it was bothering me. Thanks for your post...

[Incognito]

Incog is a special case, i think every member who knows his story has sympathy for him.

You should let her catch you using one of your toys, then report back!

LOL, I have never considered that. She'd probably puke and die. Any time she is REALLY butt hurt just knowing that I have them in an accessible place.

[Incognito]

Oh Incognito.. I love you. I do. Mad bro love. But at some point in your life you're going to need to hop around a bit and let those testicles descend. When that happens, you're going to realize you are your wife's bitch and the only reason she keeps YOU around is to be HER bitch. Divorce that crazy slut, continue wearing your wedding ring, and bathe yourself in the bodies of dirty sluts. It's all within your reach.

I was actually visiting my best friend in WA and he said al lot of what you did..... only with a bit more of a sugar coating lol. Anyway I am sure there are plenty of people who feel the same as Misombra because I posted extensively about this for a while. I haven't changed my stance, yet. I'm only human though, so who knows what will happen.

[Incognito]

Also, i think you're only in your late 20's but you've had a vasectomy? Hate kids that much?

No. Initially I did it because the world is simply a terrible place to raise children. I didn't want to accidentally have any. My best friend didn't have a vasectomy and now he has twins that he and his gf didn't plan for. I got snipped at 20 or 21.

[Incognito]

And now I'm home from vacation. Silent treatment all the way (from her). I figured that I'd try to break the ice when she picked me up by saying "thank you for coming to get me". [silence] Whatever. It wouldn't be so bad if the air conditioning unit wouldn't have crapped out the day that I left. So now everyone is pissed and its hotter than hell.

[Gratedwasabi]

And now I'm home from vacation. Silent treatment all the way (from her). I figured that I'd try to break the ice when she picked me up by saying "thank you for coming to get me". [silence] Whatever. It wouldn't be so bad if the air conditioning unit wouldn't have crapped out the day that I left. So now everyone is pissed and its hotter than hell.

Alright. New plan. Just start acting absurdly over the top sex crazed. Let her catch you ****ing your toys, watching porn, etc.. Act like it's her fault when she flips out. Eventually she'll divorce you and you will be free. FREEEEEEEEDOM!

[qwertz]

....or buy her a couple to "make her feel better" . Im laughing just thinking of her reaction when she opens the "present" you got for her to make up for things!!!

[misombra]

your friend got his girlfriend pregnant so you went and got neutered?

i worry about you a lot incognito.

[Gratedwasabi]

....or buy her a couple to "make her feel better" . Im laughing just thinking of her reaction when she opens the "present" you got for her to make up for things!!!

Anal beads and a double-sided dildo, imo.

[qwertz]

your friend got his girlfriend pregnant so you went and got neutered?
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I love your way with words miso!

[steviej]

The snip at 20!? I didn't think anywhere would let you do that so young. I hope you got some spunk frozen!

You're going to go on one serious sexual rampage when you finally get shut of her!

[Junket]

Wait.

You're only 20?

[Incognito]

....or buy her a couple to "make her feel better" . Im laughing just thinking of her reaction when she opens the "present" you got for her to make up for things!!!

I actually offered to buy her toy a long long time ago and she was extremely opposed to the idea. I'm pretty open, she isn't. One time I even got a micro vibrator that was small enough to fit on a tongue ring. I was so excited to use it on her, but I had to talk her into letting me use it. After about 5 minutes she wanted no parts of it and we never used it again. It was really a shame because it was a really neat device, plus it cost me $150.00 at the time. I "surprised" her with female orgasm enhancement cream another time. Spent 36.00 USD for one ounce and she only used it once (after I talked her into it).

your friend got his girlfriend pregnant so you went and got neutered?

i worry about you a lot incognito.

Lol. Dogs get neutered. Ironically men who sleep around are called dogs, which I don't... Also, no, I got a vasectomy years before he had his kids. Its just that he thought it would be "unmanly" if he got it done. Now he's got twins that he was unprepared for.

The snip at 20!? I didn't think anywhere would let you do that so young. I hope you got some spunk frozen!

You're going to go on one serious sexual rampage when you finally get shut of her!

Ha, no spunk frozen. Even if I am rid of her one day I won't want kids.

Wait.

You're only 20?

20? Nope. That was a while ago. Now that I think about it I was 21 when I got the vasectomy.

[HeartIsAching]

Ahhhhh well then she either needs to suck it up or put out. I have very little sex drive but I am aware of that fact that I need to put some sort of effort in. My partner isn't completely starved, on average once a fortnight or so. Just enough to keep him from needing toys I guess. :p

Though I would never tell her to suck it up or put out. Is there anyway you can treat the situation with a little more sensitivity or discretion?

Once a fortnight? Don't bet on it.