What doesn't he jack off to?Originally Posted by Kiechi
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What doesn't he jack off to?Originally Posted by Kiechi
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A picture of your mom. Seriously?..I just think about it..I dont know.Originally Posted by Kiechi
Man, unlike you.Originally Posted by bohemiandonut
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"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
Originally Posted by Only-virgins
So your telling me you think about doing a "Virgin"? If not it's completly contradictory to your previous posts explainin' "How nymphos, whores and sluts are the biggest evil on this earth".
Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
When did I say they are evil lol? I dont want a relationship with any of those.Originally Posted by Kiechi
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
being that nearly everyone has already lost their virginity and i hate to think of nymphs... i only jack off to virgins. i'm too scared to have sex so this way, i will never lose my virginity and thus stay clean for the rest of my life. occasionally i will be a bad boy and wack it to a milf but i tend to keep things very virgin.
j/k haha
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
That was so funny that I forgot to laugh. I did almost pee myslef though.Originally Posted by Illusional
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
Actually I give you props illusional, that was hella funny.Originally Posted by Only-virgins
Live together. Die alone - [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvi_RCM3FAM[/url]
Yes...hella.
Supa hella.
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I love to masturbate slowly so that it builds up and I'm throbbing, changing my grip and pressure. I'll switch from sliding the skin slowly up and down with a firm grip to lightly sliding my hand up and down with little pressure. The friction feels great! Also, phone sex...what a turn on...I get great orgasms!
hahahahaha! omg! that bruise has gotta hurt! doesnt it hurt when you start to jigga lig..haha, and not he bag doesnt burst... you just put a little bit of lube in, not like, fill the hole frickin bag...but yeah, take it easy up there... or you'll start to have a ""guy period"" hahahaha... jk..gack!