OMG Craigslist?

[Tone]

Are you trying to say I should answer my door w/ my shirt off when she gets here?

I really need to get rid of these couches!!!

[Gigabitch]

Dude. You take your shirt off and you're going to end up staining those couches. Have some sense, man.

[misombra]

i want to buy tone's stained couches.

[Tone]

She wasn't cute!

And I don't think she's going to buy my couches!

[Gigabitch]

Two strikes! Throw that loser off craigslist at once!

[misombra]

lame.
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[misombra]

who the hell buys couches at 11 at night anyway?

[Gigabitch]

Some ugly, broke-ass whore.

[misombra]

it's a good thing i wasn't drinking anything right then cause i would've blown it all out my nose.

god damn u funny.

[starbuck]

craigslist is aweful.

i was looking at the girls in my town the other day on there and i was like, ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

I think alot of women who post on craigslist in nyc are call girls. Or batshit crazy:

[URL="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/750584009.html"]http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/750584009.html[/URL]

[starbuck]

Oh and this is what the "Men Seeking Women" posts look like:

[URL="http://http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/750508244.html"]http://http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/m4w/750508244.html[/URL]

And when I sent that link to a girlfriend, and her only response was "You're not allowed to look there for men!"

[lesa]

I got curious and decided to look up this craiglist thing. So, it's more than a 'dating' site but I think there are a lot of weridos on there who are really looking for fast sex and fast money. Note to self, do not ever use craiglist.

[Cain]

If I ever used a dating site, it would have been one where you have to pay a monthly fee. To hell with the free ones. At least you'd filter out SOME of the weirdos.

[someonelse]

Has n e 1 read n e of the best of craigslist? Some of it is sooooooooo funny.

check it out

[url]http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/[/url]

[someonelse]

like this one:

Worst. Apartment. Ever.

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Date: 2008-06-11, 3:56PM PDT



Come live in a real honest-to-goodness shithole. We take great pride in our inability to keep good tenants happy. Do you pay your rent on time every month? We will reward you by increasing it to the maximum allowable limit every year like clockwork. Love hot water for your morning shower? Who doesn't? Well, you won't find those kind of luxuries here. The water temperature is tepid at best. And if your bathtub stops draining, you'll be billed for the repair, even though that's illegal. Don’t worry when the ceiling leaks on sunny days. That’s the pipes above the ceiling that are leaking. All repairs will be made by unlicensed handymen found in the Home Depot parking lot. We will attempt to clean your stained couch cushions in our own laundry facility, right on the premises. We won’t do a very good job, though. What do you care? You live in a shithole. Speaking of our laundry facility, please note that you will have a difficult time finding available washers & dryers. This is due to the fact that our on-site managers allow their various family members to do laundry when they make weekly visits. Even though you see air-conditioners in two other apartments, do not be fooled into thinking that you too may enjoy electrically cooled rooms. Should you decide to install one in your unit, you will find an eviction notice taped to your front door. We also like to snoop around your apartment once a month under the guise of smoke alarm checks. Enjoy the beautiful pool--but only during the week. Here's the schedule: Every Saturday at 10 AM the gardener uses his leaf blower to fill the pool with leaves & debris. It remains this way until the pool cleaner comes by on Monday. Perfect for kids that don’t yet have health problems.
The neighborhood gang activity keeps things lively as well. The dealers are all within walking distance. Convenient for drug users who are fed up with high gas prices. Enjoy real culture with vibrant artists ‘tagging’ their area. See that broken glass on the curb? That’s where a local artist liberated the contents of a car the night before. It’s OK, the owner needed a new stereo with iPod hook-ups anyway. Win-win.

We can’t imagine why this apartment has been vacant for over six months.

Large 2 bedroom 1 bath, newly painted, vertical blinds, ceiling fan, new appliances, pool, gated parking, new roof, laundry facilities, no pets, one year lease. Near Amoeba music, Arclight theaters, 24 hour fitness, The LA Film School, Sunset & Highland.