Opened up a can of worms....

[Cat Stevens]

I want to be honest, but I know the truth would cut her to pieces and potentially end things in a very, very dramatic fashion.

I've never considered myself a liar, I pride myself on my honesty, but at the end of the day I have to assess my options and values here because it's not only our relationship on the line, it's potentially my career.....a career I plan on keeping for 20+ more years.

The more I consider the hole I've dug for myself the more depressed I get about the situation.

[UKboy]

Seriously,get a life.

[Gigabitch]

Do you want to be honest to get it off your chest or because you're a truly moral person and lying would be just plain wrong?

I think you should try to find another job.

[Cat Stevens]

Seriously,get a life.

Yeah....good one matey.

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